This just in...the suspect know from a local bay area "hip-hop" website has been nabbed today in what is being called a "cheap" robbery. The suspect known by local authorities as the "Dollar Pincher" has just pleaded guilty to stealing and distributing his stolen goods...now get this folks...directly to his stomach. He'll have the next few months in jail to think about his bad habits. This is reporter Music Nfluenced signing off and reminding "Dollar Pincher" to squeeze up and "pinch" those cheeks together out there in the population when you hit "B" wing.
I USE TO STEAL FROM THE 99CENT STORE, WHEN I WAS 14-15, GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT, SHITTY HEADPHONES, SHITTY SPEAKERS, CANDY, SODA, COOKIE DOUGH, I EVEN SEEN BUMS STEALIN THERE LOL