Does YOUR grandpa jack off?
- Thread starter KillaKali
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real talk I hella put some music on fassssttttt. my cusin would try to get closer to clerify the sounds and the heavy breathing but wasnt down to peak thru lol.
UPDATE:the grandma just woke up & interrupted his beating. he wont start up til another 30 mins.
this mothafucka always does this thou. sometimes he'll go into his car & jus beat for hours i suppose cuzz he jus stays in there for hella days. he's retired now so i guess that's what you look forward to. but it's even to the point where we're gonna put a door between their part of the house & ours so we dont have to hear him beating no more cuzz picturing a heavy set IBM programer grandpa beating his salami is just hella dirty but funny
UPDATE:the grandma just woke up & interrupted his beating. he wont start up til another 30 mins.
this mothafucka always does this thou. sometimes he'll go into his car & jus beat for hours i suppose cuzz he jus stays in there for hella days. he's retired now so i guess that's what you look forward to. but it's even to the point where we're gonna put a door between their part of the house & ours so we dont have to hear him beating no more cuzz picturing a heavy set IBM programer grandpa beating his salami is just hella dirty but funny
cosign.
Your grandpa might be old, but he needs that extra push like everyone else. God. I hope he was standing over your grandmother beating it like a foot away from her face. He's standing there staring at her and mouthing the words "Yeah.. you eat all this nut you fucking old cum guzzling cunt!". Then he slightly rubs his thumb across her exposed asshole (through her nightgown) and sniffs his stenching thumb as he finishes his deed onto his pillow casing.
Your grandpa might be old, but he needs that extra push like everyone else. God. I hope he was standing over your grandmother beating it like a foot away from her face. He's standing there staring at her and mouthing the words "Yeah.. you eat all this nut you fucking old cum guzzling cunt!". Then he slightly rubs his thumb across her exposed asshole (through her nightgown) and sniffs his stenching thumb as he finishes his deed onto his pillow casing.
