DMX Says He Was Raped

[SALCIDO]

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what if the bitch was ah man and dmx got his shit pushed in, hahaha

 

[MataSkonkas]

NO MEANS NO......

 

[2-0-NINE]

Unless she ties him up, jacks the foo off or blows him, then starts to ride him, Gay man have said women have raped them this way, LMAO!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

why did he not bark at her?
and then go into the song "where my dogg's at"

 

[JackArtist510]

why did he not bark at her?
and then go into the song "where my dogg's at"

^^hahaha yeah

he probably even screamed like the begining of Bring Your Whole Crew

 

[Gas One]

man, if a girl drugged dmx (this could be the only situation parinoid ass DMX could even be touched without his permission), crack + date rape drug = ODB R.I.P.

i mean shit...take a hit of some crack and see what goes through your mind. i wouldnt be suprised if at some point, DMX sexed a dog up.

lovingly.

and whats up with naming your dog turtle buster? PETA needs to jump on that.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

arrf arrrf!!!!!!!!!!!



i wonder if after his nut did he go,...gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr them wimper and then snore?

 

[2-0-NINE]

He didn't snore right after he said, You'll gon make me act a foo, up in heah up in heah, you gon make me go all out then ZZZZzzzZzzZ

 

[Gas One]

nah he prolly pulled a game...


IM TRANSFORMING!!!!!!! IM TRANSFORMING!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRR ARF ARF!
(scene from 'doggy dogg world' where the people turn into dogs)


someone needs to do a remake of teen wolf and call it crack dog.

where dmx hits the pipe and turns into a dog
and goes through all types of zany misadventures

steal my idea and ill stab you with the technicolor harpoon that killed dicky moe. (not moby dick, but dicky moe.)

 

[SLOWPOKE]

laying on the floor stiff!!!!!!

 

[D'struction]

While his wife "blocks out" the experience to cope, X gained a more valuable lesson: "Turn on the light before I go to sleep," he said.

SO she musta came in there, he says he thought it was his wife, cause the lights were offf n shit. so he fucked her but thought it was his wife or somethin?

 

[AllCity Cinemas]

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what if the bitch was ah man and dmx got his shit pushed in, hahaha

ya cause men could have babies.

 

[skoooolin]

im still an amazement on how this hoe believed his ass

i swear some girls are just plain stupid and believes anything a dood tells her...

tsk tsk tsk

 

[infinity]

lmao @ this classic short thread

this shits hella funny

 

[The Evil Genius]

Did he bark like a dog while getting raped?

 

[4thereal]

isn't he comin out with a gospel album? i wonder if this situation fueled it? i wonder if he'll have a forgive me song up on there?

 

[swheat]

if my wife looked like canibus with a wig on, i'd probably deny the pussy also

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i cant believe this is his wife

 

[4thereal]

i cant believe this is his wife

woof

 

[autistic]

dmx got one of the ugliest wifes i ever seen. i think styles p got an ugly ass wife too i could be confusing him with someone else though. some of these rap cats got some bucket head bitches for wives. yall seen usher's manly looking wife?

 

[autistic]

dmx prolly said he was raped so his alien looking wife don't headbutt him once and kill him.