FACTS ABOUT OUR FRIEND EDWARD
* He is around 40 years old, has most likely never been employed and is rumored to live with his grandmother
* Did time for interstate fraud for a scam involving pictures of KISS
* Claims to be a hardcore metalhead, yet uses the name of a well known disco musician as his stage name
* Claims to be in a metal band, yet the songs on his CD that supposedly took him 5 years to make feature a drum machine, indicating that there is no band
* Paints his face like Gene Simmons and even covered the KISS track "Love Gun" on his CD, yet claims his "band" "looks and sounds like no other"
* Once begged Howard Stern to play one of his songs on the air, was told by Howard that it sucked, has both spammed Stern message boards and claimed to have "connections with Howard Stern" because of this
* Was duped into giving what he thought was a legit interview to Metal-Sludge.com, was subsequently ridiculed
* Was recently invited to play a party hosted by Metal Sludge, wormed out of it by demanding a ridiculous amount of money ($1500) and insisting that they would not play without a full pyro setup, knowing full well there was no way in hell Metal Sludge would go for this, once again indicating that there is no band
* Likes to trumpet that he got Dan Sarhad (davinciclone) fired from his job at the Arizona Republic, but this is completely false
* Spams the shit out of the message boards of any site that even mentions him, sends fake legal threats to webmasters of these sites, tries to get people booted from their ISPs by spamming abuse departments, and when all this fails, sends people a "Snow White virus"
* Also known as: Edward Przydzial III, Bernard Edwards, Robert Steele (his "lawyer"), Wesley Kendrix, Anton Blackwell, Richard Zackermann
* Used to "run" a pretend record company called Emerald City Recordings, formerly at
http://emeraldcityrecordings.com, gee Bernie, I wonder where it went?