Desperate ass ice cream man unappreciation thread

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Gas One

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#23
I just got off the phone!!

Dj Pimp just called me screamin like HOLD ON BLOOD

and i put my best japanese tourist voice on and went ohh shiiiiiii

he set me straight

heres the gig on malki

Malki, interestingly enough, had no father or mother. He was raised entirely by pit bulls and one poodle, whom was the head of the bunch. This secured him the strength and heart to be a top boxer of all weight classes to this day.

When Malki began to make waves in the amateur circuit in dog fighting, A devout group of albino Muslims noticed the young kids drive. Chalking it up to all things allah, They made talks with C-bo and in days, he was signed and was actually the 6th figa of mob figaz, until hus started crying about gorgeousness one day and he had enough and bounced.

Devestated, he joined a new fighting circuit. Malki would go on to be known as "Guile" on street fighter. During the bonus round, he simply jacked the car and left.

Blogs circulated about how Chun;li was more of a man than he was. This spiraled young Guile into a pattern of steroid and pcp abuse.

Malki is now seen pushing a 350i beamer with flourescent paint and flowers and happy faces and obama stickers. but aint no pattchouli insence its guns under the seat.

other little known things about malki:

"Blaze n' ball" is malki's idea. Shorview shan and Bola Mac payed malki for the idea. And when BolaMac got smart, he made him run away by climbing the gate.

in dubai, malki as known as 'the swaggiest one'

malki, with the help of a young woman, created the blow job in 1834.

malki walks to the jewelery store they throw the shit out the door like PLEASE

if malki gets on the bay bridge, everyone has to pull to the right or they get $780 dollar fines

the 80 west got 4 fast tracks, 6 standard pay tolls and one that say "MALKI"

and if you did not read between the lines, hus stole malki's (guiles) hairdo in retaliation for the cover of 'hustlin for the 80's. because he felt he was beautiful and gorgeous and usually rewarded. wasnt too happy about non compensation.
 

Toro

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#24
I just got off the phone!!

Dj Pimp just called me screamin like HOLD ON BLOOD

and i put my best japanese tourist voice on and went ohh shiiiiiii

he set me straight

heres the gig on malki

Malki, interestingly enough, had no father or mother. He was raised entirely by pit bulls and one poodle, whom was the head of the bunch. This secured him the strength and heart to be a top boxer of all weight classes to this day.

When Malki began to make waves in the amateur circuit in dog fighting, A devout group of albino Muslims noticed the young kids drive. Chalking it up to all things allah, They made talks with C-bo and in days, he was signed and was actually the 6th figa of mob figaz, until hus started crying about gorgeousness one day and he had enough and bounced.

Devestated, he joined a new fighting circuit. Malki would go on to be known as "Guile" on street fighter. During the bonus round, he simply jacked the car and left.

Blogs circulated about how Chun;li was more of a man than he was. This spiraled young Guile into a pattern of steroid and pcp abuse.

Malki is now seen pushing a 350i beamer with flourescent paint and flowers and happy faces and obama stickers. but aint no pattchouli insence its guns under the seat.

other little known things about malki:

"Blaze n' ball" is malki's idea. Shorview shan and Bola Mac payed malki for the idea. And when BolaMac got smart, he made him run away by climbing the gate.

in dubai, malki as known as 'the swaggiest one'
AHAHAHA, god damn, need to become a writer for a sitcom or some shit.
 

MALKI

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#32
I just got off the phone!!

Dj Pimp just called me screamin like HOLD ON BLOOD

and i put my best japanese tourist voice on and went ohh shiiiiiii

he set me straight

heres the gig on malki

Malki, interestingly enough, had no father or mother. He was raised entirely by pit bulls and one poodle, whom was the head of the bunch. This secured him the strength and heart to be a top boxer of all weight classes to this day.

When Malki began to make waves in the amateur circuit in dog fighting, A devout group of albino Muslims noticed the young kids drive. Chalking it up to all things allah, They made talks with C-bo and in days, he was signed and was actually the 6th figa of mob figaz, until hus started crying about gorgeousness one day and he had enough and bounced.

Devestated, he joined a new fighting circuit. Malki would go on to be known as "Guile" on street fighter. During the bonus round, he simply jacked the car and left.

Blogs circulated about how Chun;li was more of a man than he was. This spiraled young Guile into a pattern of steroid and pcp abuse.

Malki is now seen pushing a 350i beamer with flourescent paint and flowers and happy faces and obama stickers. but aint no pattchouli insence its guns under the seat.

other little known things about malki:

"Blaze n' ball" is malki's idea. Shorview shan and Bola Mac payed malki for the idea. And when BolaMac got smart, he made him run away by climbing the gate.

in dubai, malki as known as 'the swaggiest one'

malki, with the help of a young woman, created the blow job in 1834.

malki walks to the jewelery store they throw the shit out the door like PLEASE

if malki gets on the bay bridge, everyone has to pull to the right or they get $780 dollar fines

the 80 west got 4 fast tracks, 6 standard pay tolls and one that say "MALKI"

and if you did not read between the lines, hus stole malki's (guiles) hairdo in retaliation for the cover of 'hustlin for the 80's. because he felt he was beautiful and gorgeous and usually rewarded. wasnt too happy about non compensation.

wow lol great story but im much cooler than that
 

Gas One

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#33
adventures of killa malki comin' soon. guest appearances by young jeezy, dmx, hus, mike vick, tim dog, b-luv, hootie of hootie and the blowfish, dj pimp, j-stalin, travis barker, stunnaman of the pack, superhead, snoop dogg, emma, fabulous and many many more.

stay tuned for hood malki tv in 2009

where we goin to the grimiest hoods in berekely

but the show comin! we gonna bring siccness back 4th quarter.

you might get to peep a bar of the new episode tonight where malki sets his mack hand down in west oakland and gets into a few issues...nothin my dude cant handle tho.
 

Kon1

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#34
oh wowww haha so did u just randomly pick malki out of all people to clown? Hahaha U a fool dog...
 

Gas One

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#35
MAKE FUN?


MAKE FUN?????


:THROWS PAPERS AND PENS AND SHIT:

NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHO MALKI IS

nah b nah u playin. u cant be serious

this is fuckin serious
adventures of malki gon take u to the parts of the hood u aint even seen

things u aint even know niggas did

things niggas aint even talkin about in rap music yet cuz they fakin
 

Kon1

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#37
hahahaha WTF I might have missed something. Someone re-direct me to the malki humiliation thread? LOL..... Either that or gas is being a vaporized drunken clown right now hahaha....