Desperate ass ice cream man unappreciation thread
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how about i aim a airgun out the window and take his fucking eye out and cause a wreck in the street
besides i got my own ice cream
fuck i need you for
where was this old ass mutha fucka when i needed a beer
i just dont get when this mutha fucka hops in his whip like 'yeeeah ice cream tiiiime'
its cloudy as fuck outside and windy as hell right now
and i fucking HATE yanky doodle dandy
besides i got my own ice cream
fuck i need you for
where was this old ass mutha fucka when i needed a beer
i just dont get when this mutha fucka hops in his whip like 'yeeeah ice cream tiiiime'
its cloudy as fuck outside and windy as hell right now
and i fucking HATE yanky doodle dandy
woooooow
^ thats what im sayin! i mean if you gonna be on the block like this!
dude is still out there but hes comin thru every 15 now, and theres another one who also felt there was competition i guess
atleast im not in LA where the fucking mini mercados in the white van just pull up on yo ass at 6am..they are real serious about that 'corner store to your corner' shit in south central
dude is still out there but hes comin thru every 15 now, and theres another one who also felt there was competition i guess
atleast im not in LA where the fucking mini mercados in the white van just pull up on yo ass at 6am..they are real serious about that 'corner store to your corner' shit in south central
I hate the dude in the truck by my house, arab dude mean mugs like nobodies business, on his cell phone all the time. The Mexican dude on foot is cool, but arab dude in the truck doesnt even always stop for the kids down the block, lol, its sad as hell seeing little kids bustin ass down the street with 3 dollars in their hand crying because dude wont stop...
^ i was just about to type that shit.....theres always one ice cream man that just has a fucking staring problem
hes looking at you like SHOULD I SLOW DOWN? LET ME KNOW SO I CAN SLOW DOWN
i hate the ice cream man thatll just park in the middle of the street in a row of houses like come get it bitches!!
.....please?
(drives off)
*but comes back to make sure*
next time dude passes by imma run out the house like ice cream maaan
and run back in the house
nigga gon be at my front door
U WAN ICE CREAM?
just like this one mexican chick, every weekend she knocks on my door and shes like 'U WAN CLEAN?' im like.....what the fuck? and she kinda walks away while im nodding no
how you just roll up at my door, dont know english and ask me some shit...that is some fucking balls
and she comes back every week and every week im more confused, like why the fuck are you still doing this?
hes looking at you like SHOULD I SLOW DOWN? LET ME KNOW SO I CAN SLOW DOWN
i hate the ice cream man thatll just park in the middle of the street in a row of houses like come get it bitches!!
.....please?
(drives off)
*but comes back to make sure*
next time dude passes by imma run out the house like ice cream maaan
and run back in the house
nigga gon be at my front door
U WAN ICE CREAM?
just like this one mexican chick, every weekend she knocks on my door and shes like 'U WAN CLEAN?' im like.....what the fuck? and she kinda walks away while im nodding no
how you just roll up at my door, dont know english and ask me some shit...that is some fucking balls
and she comes back every week and every week im more confused, like why the fuck are you still doing this?
corn with mayo...wtf
with no disrespect because that could be someones mom
how come it always seems like the mexican cleaning ladies that hit you up in public or knock on the door are totally down to blow dick for 3.75 and a glass of water plus take it in the ass if you give them a ride to the trolley
like you be tellin em no
but they still lookin at you
like did you mean somethin else or what? wtf
go!
with no disrespect because that could be someones mom
how come it always seems like the mexican cleaning ladies that hit you up in public or knock on the door are totally down to blow dick for 3.75 and a glass of water plus take it in the ass if you give them a ride to the trolley
like you be tellin em no
but they still lookin at you
like did you mean somethin else or what? wtf
go!
and if anyone wants to know what i heard cuz yall curious
i heard malki thug hard and do his thing
he got his hands in everything pimping stealing cars cashin fake checks u name it
shea dosent report this but he got slapped and body slammed by malki so if shea knows the business well...
well then?
dont get it fucked up
white boys from berkely got the kator too
plus my dude copped the taebo dvd's its gonn abe a hot winter for the glass joe niggas
i heard malki thug hard and do his thing
he got his hands in everything pimping stealing cars cashin fake checks u name it
shea dosent report this but he got slapped and body slammed by malki so if shea knows the business well...
well then?
dont get it fucked up
white boys from berkely got the kator too
plus my dude copped the taebo dvd's its gonn abe a hot winter for the glass joe niggas