Defy and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

[Defy]

I thought just cussing in the longest thread would be enough, but noooOOOoooo


so my alarm goes off on my touch screen phone...i press snooze on the screen....I press it again....again....the shit doesn't turn off....I'm pressing it harder & harder and incoherently cussing as I'm starting to wake up.....shit still won't turn off

:angry:

so i punched it




bad idea



now the screen is hella busted...I got insurance on the phone so I call them up and after the bitch mispronounces my name hella times then hangs up on me.

i nearly throw my cordless phone into the street


I am not a fuckin morning person



insurance will send me a new phone, but it's gonna be $125, which I don't fucking have considering I'm in debt right now


I drive to bart & almost hit a girl crossing the street, I couldn't see her because of the blind spot on my car until I was a couple yards away from her


I get to bart and there's no fucking parking. I park on the street and start to walk to bart untangling my headphones as I'm walking.....I pull out my ipod....well at least attempt to, I left that shit in the car! :angry:

I dip back & get it, walk to bart attempt to pull out my bart card but I left that shit at home! fuck! I pay for bart, hop on the sf train and another sf train pulls up across the tracks and pulls off before the one I'm on.

I was supposed to be at work between 8-8:30, I just clocked in 10 minutes ago

:ermm:


plus after work I gotta go to my other job and work there....they doing inventory so I'm sure they'll make me stay late


fuck this day already.....

 

[Defy]

goddamn, I wrote hella shit


:ermm:


and anyone who posts that gay ass "so you had a bad day" son gets ass raped by hairy chested bull dykes with foot long strap ons

 

[niguardian]

damn that shit sucks, i think u need 2 smoke some weed and say fuck it, thatll help u calm down, worked for me yesturday when muthafuckas and bullshit was pissin me the fuck off

 

[D-Rose]

 

[Gas One]

nigga its 10am

you can get fired by the end of the day

shattitap

my day was fucked up yesterday..i cant even talk about it thats hwo fucked up it was...oher peoepls business but serious shit nonetheless

thank god your healthy homie

you could wake up and find out you have a life threatening disease
thank god thats your only problem

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

damn, i'm sorry to hear all that.

lol @ that bitch mispronouncing your name and hanging up on you.

there's been a handful of times where i've forgotten my bart ticket too...

 

[SteadyMobbin]

She kept sayin "De-fee"

 

[niguardian]

 

[Rezin]

The only shit that seems bad is your phone.

The other shit that kinda stuff happens to me all the time ha ha. Nothin to stress about man.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

insurance will send me a new phone, but it's gonna be $125.

$125 WTF???
WHAT THE HELL IS INSURANCE FOR???

 

[Hu$tle530]

 

[Defy]

$125 is better than $500

I know shit could be worse....but it seemed like this day was snowballing...plus I figured y'all would say some funny shit so hence the thread


goddammit, this fuckin screen is hella hard to read now

 

[Defy]

and yes, I will be smoking as soon as I get off this job before I head to the other one

 

[azryda420]

Dam I undertstand the bad day stuff but why did you punch your phone man?

Especially if you have a dope phone.

Tomorrow is a new day. I reccomend waking up early, and watching an episode of bozo the clown on wgn.

 

[Premo]

punching the phone is where u fucked up Lol .. the rest of that shit , i always do that shit , miss the bart , forget my keys ,forget my ID , forget my ipod , almost hitting pedestrians

its an easy escape but yea smoke .

 

[Music Nfluenced]

imagine if you typed on this shit down on twitter lol

 

[drewski.kalonji]

Bro you have a phone, a car, a house, an ipod, and two jobs and probally a lot more. Put it in perspective and think what a terrible day in Sudan would be like.


On another note. BOZO= CHITOWNS FINEST

 

[Defy]

lol @ y'all telling me I shouldn't have hit my phone....I hella know that

it was too early in the morning for my brain to function

 

[Music Nfluenced]

You're lucky you even have a phone, a car, and a job. Try being me for a day.

 

[Defy]

y'all are missing the point....yeah, shit could be worse, much worse....my reasoning is to vent and feel better so I could have a better day....when people say "well, at least ______ didn't happen" then usually that shit happens