i have no understanding of how red bull does nothing to me. i was out of water at 2am and i wasnt gonna drink tap and there was a redbull in the fridge so i drank it (read: chug) and went back to sleep.
i must be permanently doped the fuck up or something.
Yeah. FUCK red bull. That shit aint never gave me no damn wings. and FUCK Twix, too. Shit aint never bought me no time to think about what I have to say.