dead cat.....
- Thread starter Nuttkase
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Along the same lines:
AIRPLANE STORY
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
son playing with his new electric airplane toy in the living room. She heard the airplane noises stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the plane...cause we're going."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't
use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your airplane...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his airplane. Soon the airplane noises stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the airplane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing flight with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen. Thank You"
AIRPLANE STORY
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
son playing with his new electric airplane toy in the living room. She heard the airplane noises stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the plane...cause we're going."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't
use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your airplane...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his airplane. Soon the airplane noises stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the airplane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing flight with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen. Thank You"
