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MasZive

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azryda420 said:
I would have to say the worst is when you pet a dog and smell your hand, and it smells like some straight funk! All you can do is wash it or deal with the funk. Shit sucks ballz.
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Dude, your right on the money... I had to argue against 7 fuckin people last summer over that shit. Talking about Cats stink and Dogs dont... You can find a stray cat on the street any day... Pet it and your hand doesnt stink... It may smell like hot fur but nothing you cant stand. Now Dogs, they are right out raunchy. At any given day, you can pet your buddys dogg or someones house your visiting and that bitch is gonna stink!

Plus I hate how Dog owners (sort of like parents) swear that their dog is the most smartest thing in the world and cant do shit but bark.

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Trick Im pretty sure that your right about the dog, I used to have a miniature Pincher named Victor Newman... Hahaha! He turned on me one day and left the house and never came back... Bastard!!!
 
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azryda420

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I'd take a cat over a dog any day. There is still the hair factor though.

@ trick. Your dog doesnt look that dirty actually. I bet with those ears he has , he could hear a lady bug cut one though.
 
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Cats are awful...they shed worse than most dogs. I'm allergic to them so I stay away. Plus they always want to jump up on you when your just chillin. Dogs on the other hand know when you want to chill. They see you and be like.....ok i get it.....nick aint into playing right now, i'll just take a nap.

Plus I dont know too many stray dogs who walk around and climb up on your car at night and leave scratch marks and paw prints on the hood.

You talk about dog control.......how about this gang of cats that just wander around my apartment complex all night with the raccoons? Eating out of the dumpster and living in the sewer...and probablly having some cat/coon orgy every night.

Fuck cats......i've said it before....i'll say it now and forever.
 
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MasZive

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techn9nehq said:
Cats are awful...

Fuck cats......i've said it before....i'll say it now and forever.
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Cat/Coon... Priceless... Hahahaaaa!

Shit cats aint the animals keeping you up all damned night. Roo-roo-roo-roo-roofing and shit! They might be eating out of dumpsters, but they aint knocking them over. Cats also may leave paw prints on your car too, but they wont piss on the side of it or sleep in it either...

Talk about a cat jumping on you, why everytime I walk into my homies yard, the damned dogg jumpin on me and leaving paw prints on my new Stafford... Mud, and grass and all that shit. On the other hand I'd prefer a cat any day. You can go on vacation and come back and all you gotta clean up is a litter box. Leave a dog at home and you got pages of newspaper and shit and piss and bleaching the basement floor.

And dont leave Cujo outside, then you got a ring of grass missing in the yard and clumps of shit to tip toe through and dont let the chain had run through the shit, then you got a shitty chain to untangle. On top of a food bowl thats spilled over, the whole time while the prissy cat just sits in the window seal purring and laughing at the not-so-whitty mut that got beat with a Sunday paper for shitting on the porch and you stepped in it on the way out to work...
 
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techn9nehq said:
You talk about dog control.......how about this gang of cats that just wander around my apartment complex all night with the raccoons? Eating out of the dumpster and living in the sewer...and probablly having some cat/coon orgy every night.
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LOL.
 
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