Nostradamus made thousands of specific ass predictions that you could apply to any situation
Basically ensured that anything that would ever happen in the future he 'predicted'
"And the bread would be held, one slice in each hand, and a paste made of the peanut that one could call peanut butter shall be wiped upon it, then a paste made of assorted berries and fruits which one could call jelly should be wiped upon the other slice, and these two should be placed together.
And thus, being placed together and held in the hands, should be consumed voraciously, and the eater be pleased"
Nostradamus shit remind of the Chappelle show Tupac skit.