CRAZYEST REAL SHIT EVER HAPPEND TO YOU IN THE BAY.....
- Thread starter J.COLOMBO
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Man my shit is crazy lol, I was in San Jose on King and Tully waiting for the 22 bus to go back to Menlo Park about 5 years ago, me and my homie was chillin there and some asian dude comes up and sat next to us, and i had my headphones in and dude taps my homie on the shoulder so i took my shit out, and dude asked him if he had a dollar, and my homie was like naw, and the dude was like "i trade u packs of cigarettes for 1 dolla" and he had a mean ass bag with hella diff packs of cigs, then he asked me and i said naw, then i said u got a dollar for me, and dude started laughing, when i took a close look @ his face, this motherfucker had lipstick/lipliner on and some other makeup. He started walking into the street showing his ass to passing cars and came up to me and said "Have u ever seen a vietnamese woman with a huge cock" and i started cracking up and said I have no interest in that,and he pulled down his pants and walked in the street and we was trippin out over dude, and there was an unlucky ass car that didnt make the light and there was a mean ass line on king that went to Tully, and this fool walks up to their car pulls down his pants and puts his ass cheeks on dude window, then flips around and puts his dick on there, so me and my homie got up and walked to the next bus stop and this motherfucker was following us, and we finally made it onto the bus, and the dude sat next to us ( the seats were like this -- -- and i was sittin on the outside seat and he sat on the other side on the outside seat) and he kept fucking winking @ me and licking his lips, so i finally had enuff and went up to the bus driver and i was like this odd motherfucker keeps harassing me and im a minor (i was 15 then) so the big ass bus driver kicked him off the bus and we made it home safe. I think I have encountered more gay people in San Jose than anywhere else.
Almost same situation happened on a Greyhound bus ride back to San Jose from Los Banos a few weeks later, we was in the back taggin the seats and some odd ass mexican dude comes in the back and asks if any of us can help him use the bathroom, and he stayed in the back all fucking creepy the whole ride, and we got off on Downtown San Jo, and he was followin us, so when we turned onto Santa Clara Street, we fucking booked it, and dude started running after us too, and we made it onto some random ass bus and got away....
Almost same situation happened on a Greyhound bus ride back to San Jose from Los Banos a few weeks later, we was in the back taggin the seats and some odd ass mexican dude comes in the back and asks if any of us can help him use the bathroom, and he stayed in the back all fucking creepy the whole ride, and we got off on Downtown San Jo, and he was followin us, so when we turned onto Santa Clara Street, we fucking booked it, and dude started running after us too, and we made it onto some random ass bus and got away....
i was wit my nikka on his porch at like midnite ova in da stack, and some dude just came up to da porch...he was like "sup lil nikkas? my name iz bay boy, im a rapper" and we was just waitin to see wat he said, and all of a sudden he was like "look at my eye, i popped 6 thizz pills. if u take one, u be gone, i took 6. my eye iz shakin" and his eye was literally shakin....at that point we was laughin...den one of us was like "so can u rap for us?" and he just went, spit some shit, hella fast, made zero sense, lol....den after that he pulled out a sidekick, and said "ey im gon giv u my number, u hit me up if u wanna find out bout me" or soem shit, den one of us asked for the number, and he said "o wait, dis one aint on right now" den he reached in his pocket and pulled out da cheapest ghettro fone, dat had my rollin, he start fakin his shit....so b4 he left he pulled out a case for glasses, opened it, and it was crystal meth, and said "dis iz the worst thing u can do, dis will fuck up ya life" den said "u know any1 dat wants to buy it?" after dat i was done, i couldnt stop laughin...dude was barely speakin straight....after that he just left, it was fuckin hilarious
^^haha. i seen a dude get a gun pulled out on him, dudes starts runnin from dude around a car then just gets hella heated and gets in dudes face and starts sayin put that shit down and fight me and dude with the gun got hella scared and hopped in his car hella quick and other dude broke his side window out as he was leavin hah i thought that was pretty funny, i dunno i seen alot of crazy/funny shit in vallejo, o ya i aslo saw a guy gettin slapped then it gettin aired on national televison hahhah
had a gun pulled on me and my cuz a block away from my house just for fuckin sittin on the curb
me and my bro were walkin home threw a parking lot by my house and got jumped by hella scraps that jumped outta nowhere
got a knive pulled on me at school back when i was slangin buds
uhh.. i cant think of anything else right now
me and my bro were walkin home threw a parking lot by my house and got jumped by hella scraps that jumped outta nowhere
got a knive pulled on me at school back when i was slangin buds
uhh.. i cant think of anything else right now
One of the craziest events that happend to me, I was 12 and went with my dad and his friend to buy a bike second hand for $15. Anyway, his friend had just moved over from Europe and had approx US$50,000 in cash in his wallet from selling his apartment. They had only been in the country for about 3-4 days.
Anyway, we loaded up this crappy $15 bicycle, and he stopped by the car to smoke a ciggarette and put his wallet with the money on the car roof. Finished his cig, got in and drove off. When we got home he realised what he done and it was missing. The guy literally went white and had a nervouse breakdown.
Crazy part about it is a guy on a motocycle saw it fall off, picked it up and handed it into the police. He got it all back.
Anyway, we loaded up this crappy $15 bicycle, and he stopped by the car to smoke a ciggarette and put his wallet with the money on the car roof. Finished his cig, got in and drove off. When we got home he realised what he done and it was missing. The guy literally went white and had a nervouse breakdown.
Crazy part about it is a guy on a motocycle saw it fall off, picked it up and handed it into the police. He got it all back.
Hope that homey started goin to church.
Craziest shit I can think of.
The Target on Landis and Park Victoria in San Jo one morning had a semi trailer in the back that was full of 24 pack mtn dew and pepsi. My boy lived over the wall at these townhouses and we loaded his garage to the ceiling with cases of soda. lol
The story would be better if the trailer had t.v.'s in it.
tully and mclaughlin 9 years ago me and my pops where in traffic stopped when the car in front of us honked then sum dude about 18-20yrs old jumped outh window and started yell at sum 12 year old kids at the bus stop. talking a gang a shit callin them bitches all that shit. light was green then we went. next light on tully sum guy 2 cars over gets out his car walks up to the shit talkin dude and bings on dudes head like 5 times hard straight solid shots. funny as fuck cause we were the car behind and seen dudes head go back and forth with every punch..ahahahhaa homie yelled at the driver but the driver didnt want none. got back in his car and waited for the light to turn green.
oh i lived directly on mclauhglin buy a bus stop seen sum dude whoop his ladys ass with a miny baseball bat
seen 2 scraps try and talk shit to a norteno from across the street with his lady. so dude leaves his lady runs across the street and punches first dude, second runs away . jogs back to his lady.
funny shit like that.
oh i lived directly on mclauhglin buy a bus stop seen sum dude whoop his ladys ass with a miny baseball bat
seen 2 scraps try and talk shit to a norteno from across the street with his lady. so dude leaves his lady runs across the street and punches first dude, second runs away . jogs back to his lady.
funny shit like that.
I was watching a Niner game ( yes, I'm still a Niner fan ) and all of a sudden the power goes out, out of nowhere...
I'm wondering what the hell is going on because its the middle of the afternoon and its sunny as fuck so I'm like what could it be...
I take a look outside my front window and I see a fuckin dude on a hang-glider type of thing...this dude got caught up in the FUCKIN POWERLINES !!
He was stuck in between and you could see the electricity just shocking the shit out of him !! You really do see those little blue electric surges or whatever the fuck they are...and the dude was shaking like fuck !!
I was like What the fuck is going on!!!
So the dude is in the lines for like a good 20 seconds until he drops into my neighboors backyard across the street.
But it doesn't end there...
When he lands in they're backyard ( after he took what must've been about 1,000,000 volts of electricity ) The dude, whos unconscious by now, gets attacked by my neighboors dog ( A mean ass Sharpe ) And he gets all torn up by the dog !!
I didn't see whether he lived or died...
That was one of the things I've seen at home...but I've seen some brutal ass shit at work...
I'm wondering what the hell is going on because its the middle of the afternoon and its sunny as fuck so I'm like what could it be...
I take a look outside my front window and I see a fuckin dude on a hang-glider type of thing...this dude got caught up in the FUCKIN POWERLINES !!
He was stuck in between and you could see the electricity just shocking the shit out of him !! You really do see those little blue electric surges or whatever the fuck they are...and the dude was shaking like fuck !!
I was like What the fuck is going on!!!
So the dude is in the lines for like a good 20 seconds until he drops into my neighboors backyard across the street.
But it doesn't end there...
When he lands in they're backyard ( after he took what must've been about 1,000,000 volts of electricity ) The dude, whos unconscious by now, gets attacked by my neighboors dog ( A mean ass Sharpe ) And he gets all torn up by the dog !!
I didn't see whether he lived or died...
That was one of the things I've seen at home...but I've seen some brutal ass shit at work...