Crazy shit you've seen on Homeless signs???
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wheres a dude that used to own polk street named vodka joe in frisco
he was hella violent
hed try to sock skateboarders as they passed but hed either be like REALLY EARLY (15 seconds early, he'd just hear the skateboard sound and start swingin') or 2 seconds late and youre like OHHHHH!!!!! better luck next time vodka joe
polk street is also the only place i have ever in my life seen two transvestites both taller than 6'5, a cop roll by...and the transvestites walk away like they arent freaks of natures in front of a sex shop at 2am at the beginning of TL.
i mean look, if youre a 6 foot 5 transvestite prostitute...and its looks 7 foot in them heels...why even try eluding a cop.....
some dude threw a cup of soda at them and they WENT OFF in spanish. shit was hilaaaarious.
he was hella violent
hed try to sock skateboarders as they passed but hed either be like REALLY EARLY (15 seconds early, he'd just hear the skateboard sound and start swingin') or 2 seconds late and youre like OHHHHH!!!!! better luck next time vodka joe
polk street is also the only place i have ever in my life seen two transvestites both taller than 6'5, a cop roll by...and the transvestites walk away like they arent freaks of natures in front of a sex shop at 2am at the beginning of TL.
i mean look, if youre a 6 foot 5 transvestite prostitute...and its looks 7 foot in them heels...why even try eluding a cop.....
some dude threw a cup of soda at them and they WENT OFF in spanish. shit was hilaaaarious.
i was in seattle a couple years a go and man u should see tha shit they have on signs...this one bum had a fishin pole wit a cup on the end wit a sign that said fishin for dollars.they had another one that was that was hilarious i was in tears dude was comin down the street and the club was out for like 30 minutes already and all i hear is 15 cents..hey hey..15cents and im lookin around like wtf i see dude he starts dancin around me sayin 15cents,15cents hey hey 15 cents to help me buyyyy a sammmmmichhhh.i was in tears me and my nigga gave him 50cent a piece and he walked of sayin thank uuuuu thank uuuuu brotha then he went back into signin the song down the street skippin..lol the thing that made it classic was that my boy had it on his camera phone and we was dyin for like a week straight
in santa cruz, basically first day of college, it wasnt even first day yet it was like move in day or somethin, some homeless dude came up to me and my homie and was like "How Come?"...my homie was like wtf?...he goes to me "How come?"...I was like "How come what?" and dude goes, "How come you not gonna give me a dollar?"....I was crackin up, and told dude I aint got a dollar, you want a quarter?...He was like I can't do nuthin with that pulls out a knife, opens it up and shoves it in front of my face and goes "Go get a dollar for me" I was like get the fuck outta here you crazy ass mu fucka and walked off like damn santa cruz got some demanding ass bums...
seen a bum in frisco that had a sign that said "need money to pay my house bill" didnt make sense. lol reminds me of that one movie where dude was dress like a bum and got some money from some folks then he stripped down to some suit and drove off in a benz. Anyone remeber what movie that was from????
