Crazy shit you've seen on Homeless signs???

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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Jun 5, 2002
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I work at a movie theater in downtown Seattle, so needless to say the homeless street kids chill on the corners around the buildings asking for change. I've seen plenty of signs, some funny and some stupid, but there is something I've always wanted to do. On the weekend on one of the corners there will literally be like 10-15 of them hanging out begging for change or food, whatever. I always wonder what it would be like to get 10-20 dollars in quarters, place them in my hands, and go out there and just throw it all up in the air. I bet they would start fighting each other and it would be like Bum Rummble 2007. The only reason I don't think I will is because it's right off of Pike (a major street downtown) and someone would more then likely get ran over. Then again they are just bums.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Jun 5, 2002
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To get back on topic. Best sign was prob one I saw about a month ago. It said "Fuck you, pay me"

Dude next to him had a sign that said "Anything helps. God Bless."

Them being next to each other made me laugh.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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May 3, 2002
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#26
Nuttkase said:
I always wonder what it would be like to get 10-20 dollars in quarters, place them in my hands, and go out there and just throw it all up in the air.
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HAHAHA @ makin it rain with quarters. Thats some lowbudget pacman jones shit!
 
Defy

Defy

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Jan 23, 2006
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and the OG that used to always be out in front of Fat Slice on telegraph

"Mr Dr JokeMan
Jokes For Free" and the R in free was crossed out.....his shit was always funny too
 
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jt2218

Sicc OG
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May 8, 2005
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"hungry struggling model" .... seen that one when i was up in Sac. my home girl was walkin rite past the dude when she read it and basically laughed rite in the dudes face. that had me rollin.
 
crazy707

crazy707

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The best ones that I have seen are in front of fisherman's wharf and pier 39.

"Why lie, need money for weed" is the only one I can remeber right now, but there were more.
 
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jt2218

Sicc OG
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May 8, 2005
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some homeless dude in Berkeley asked me for change and when i said no, he kinda started following me and then whispered to me "aye, you wanna rob a bank" haha, i thought that was funny
 
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MaddDogg

Sicc OG
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Apr 25, 2002
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I seen one on an internet picture that said "Ninjas killed my Family. Need money for kung fu lessons." LOL

Also, theres a dude named Frank Chu who walks around the Sco with this crazy ass sign. He ain't homeless though. Google him.
 
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