Crazy Nicknames for Girls
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Note that i was 16 when most of those names developed and they sound differently in German:
Pornface/Pornogesicht - 13 year old bitch that looked like she was gonna be in porn one day, i think she ended up pregnant with 15, always saw her in that park i used to hang out at as a kid, with a bunch of older guys smoking weed
The Persian/Die Perserin - Girl that looked Persian but eventually turned out to be Italian
The Fake Persian/ Die fake Perserin -Bitch that looked Persian too, turned out to be from Mauritius, kept the name..
Bum Kid/Das Pennerkind - Bitch that appeared to be very filthy, with greasy hair , clown-type outfit, just ugly overall, a fucking loner who deserved to be stomped on
The East/ Der Osten -Bitch was hella fine and looked very eastern European
The Professional Whore/ProHo/ Die Profihure - Cute lil bitch, cute lil face...she literally looked like she was gonna be a high class prostitute one day
The 35 / Die FÜNFUNDDREISSIG - Bitch that always wore a tight shirt with a 35 on it
Grande Alcazar - Fat ugly spanish bitch we always used to insult and throw shit at, because she acted like she was a queen or some shit
Styroporra - bitch was actually called Zyporra, a jew who looked like an Arab, crazy ass hook nose
Metusalem - annoying Asian bitch named Mithuna
The Grease - really really fat bitch from Greece
Pornface/Pornogesicht - 13 year old bitch that looked like she was gonna be in porn one day, i think she ended up pregnant with 15, always saw her in that park i used to hang out at as a kid, with a bunch of older guys smoking weed
The Persian/Die Perserin - Girl that looked Persian but eventually turned out to be Italian
The Fake Persian/ Die fake Perserin -Bitch that looked Persian too, turned out to be from Mauritius, kept the name..
Bum Kid/Das Pennerkind - Bitch that appeared to be very filthy, with greasy hair , clown-type outfit, just ugly overall, a fucking loner who deserved to be stomped on
The East/ Der Osten -Bitch was hella fine and looked very eastern European
The Professional Whore/ProHo/ Die Profihure - Cute lil bitch, cute lil face...she literally looked like she was gonna be a high class prostitute one day
The 35 / Die FÜNFUNDDREISSIG - Bitch that always wore a tight shirt with a 35 on it
Grande Alcazar - Fat ugly spanish bitch we always used to insult and throw shit at, because she acted like she was a queen or some shit
Styroporra - bitch was actually called Zyporra, a jew who looked like an Arab, crazy ass hook nose
Metusalem - annoying Asian bitch named Mithuna
The Grease - really really fat bitch from Greece
damn had a lot but cant remember from highschool
Blockbuster Baby - remember them old ass commericals where they had a baby dancing in blockbuster comericals. this bitch would randomly start dancing and be looking like the blockbuster baby
oscar the grouch or the grouch cause the bitch face looked like oscar the grouch or the cookie monster on a good day
skeletor - cause was skinny as fuck all bones
STD's - cause was her initals Sarah T D some. felt bad for her after all the freshmans started callin her stds and not knowin it was cause of her intials lol
stiches - cause was rumored she took it from the back and had to get stiches lol.
there were tons more cant remember. might have to pull my yearbook lol
Blockbuster Baby - remember them old ass commericals where they had a baby dancing in blockbuster comericals. this bitch would randomly start dancing and be looking like the blockbuster baby
oscar the grouch or the grouch cause the bitch face looked like oscar the grouch or the cookie monster on a good day
skeletor - cause was skinny as fuck all bones
STD's - cause was her initals Sarah T D some. felt bad for her after all the freshmans started callin her stds and not knowin it was cause of her intials lol
stiches - cause was rumored she took it from the back and had to get stiches lol.
there were tons more cant remember. might have to pull my yearbook lol
The dogface gremlin-looked like a female rick stiener
Ugly duckling-was a sophmore when i was a senior turned out to be a notchwhen she graduated
The yetti monsters-two short and stubby assbroads w/fucked up faces
Hot twat-names explains it all
Strawberry shortcake-the only bad red head ive ever known
Water falls-bitch had a wet ass pussy
Ugly duckling-was a sophmore when i was a senior turned out to be a notchwhen she graduated
The yetti monsters-two short and stubby assbroads w/fucked up faces
Hot twat-names explains it all
Strawberry shortcake-the only bad red head ive ever known
Water falls-bitch had a wet ass pussy
I had this 1 broad who I called chicago cuz that bitch blew like the wind. She was like my hoe bitch she would suck up anybody I told her to. The crazy thing is the bitch was not suppa bad but she was a 8 for sure. I found her out in the middle of no where in dixon while I stopped there to get some gas on the way to sac.
