Couple Dies Having Sex

[mrtonguetwista]

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Police in South Carolina said the deaths of two people whose naked bodies were found on a Columbia street were accidental.

Authorities said it appeared that the man and the woman, who were both 21, may have been having sex when they fell from the sloped roof of a downtown office building.

Police said a cab driver found the couple alive at about 5 a.m. Wednesday morning. However, they were pronounced dead at the hospital.

Autopsies were scheduled for Thursday.

The victims have been identified as Brent Tyler and Chelsey Tubleston.

 

[DankedOut707]

THATS HOW I WANNA GO OUT. LOL

 

[up2nogood]

LMAOOO

i wonder if he was still bang'n her on they way down...

R.I.P tho

 

[Toro]

Ay what if he nutted as they landed lol.

 

[DankedOut707]

Ay what if he nutted as they landed lol.

THEY HE WOULD HAVE WENT OUT PERFECTLY

 

[up2nogood]

i aint never fuck'n a beezy on the sloped roof of a downtown office building....that's for sure.......lay'n in the streets butt naked...damn, def. not a good way of leaving this world....

 

[LaKeRzz8]

If only they were a little older then it woulda been a good life

 

[Pak Dan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!



BLZD

 

[HiT-2-TiMeS]

this shit is fuckin hilarious. god damn.

 

[autistic]

Damn thats pretty hard to outdo.

 

[Pak Dan]

HAHA I WONDER WHAT';; HAPPEN WHEN GOD ASKS THEM OR SOMESHIT? hahahahahha

 

[drewski.kalonji]

LMAOOO

i wonder if he was still bang'n her on they way down...

R.I.P tho

fool you really think when youre falling you can still keep your dick in her? that would be some skillful shit. wierd story

 

[Pig-Homo]

THATS HOW I WANNA GO OUT. LOL

CO-SIGN

 

[The Visualizer]

Now I know why my g/f doesn't like to stand so close to balconies when we go on vacations. LOL

 

[up2nogood]

fool you really think when youre falling you can still keep your dick in her? that would be some skillful shit. wierd story

ey you never know....maybe he was a pac fan.....

[pac]mama told me never stop until I bust a nut[/pac]

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

lol, that's fucc'd up n' funny at the same time...kids these days n' there fantasies...i ain't ever fucc'n no place where i could fall n' die

 

[JackArtist510]

it was probably a sexual fantasy to fall.. goddamn what the fuck are people doin fuckin on a roof?

 

[iam37one]

He lost hold of the roof when he busted his nut and then they both fell.

 

[48turffin]

HAHA this just made my fukin day...that would suk if they were both vrigins and wanted their 1st time to be memorable hahaha

 

[thapro]

fuck the movie, this is the real life "Die Hard"