Coo jobs
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go to college, get the hands tats removed, and get a big boy job.......not to sound like a prick, but as you get older, you need a good paying job, at least 20 bucks an hour at the bare minimum, and dental/medical and 401K.....these are all bare minimums....
i work as an Underwriter for commercial insurance policies.......i only work 35 hr. weeks, get full benefits (medical, dental, vision), 401K, life insurance, etc....
I also busted my ass to graduate college.
i work as an Underwriter for commercial insurance policies.......i only work 35 hr. weeks, get full benefits (medical, dental, vision), 401K, life insurance, etc....
I also busted my ass to graduate college.
If you want something easy fun and that pays pretty good. Be a video game tester! So many of my friends have worked in this business for years and they love it.
You get to play games all day. You also get to keep copies of the games you test and they give you other stuff. So you can keep or sell those ganes,
I think they pay like 12-14 an hour. And you get to sip soda and sit on your ass all day playing games.
Or you could work at home like me and work all the hours you want. Writing and making videos for websites.
I took web design and graphics design, but never got a job in that. So now I instead use my knowledge to write and make videos teaching people how to make websites.... it's easy and good money.
Not everything is limited like most people think. Lots of people work from home now with DSL. and lots of good work from home jobs only require a small certificate that is easy to get.
It's all about hustle really. Find something you can make money with and make all you can. But then you should invest your money and make more money... no matter what you're doing.
keep hustlin....
Oh yeah and if you work at home.. you can have tats.. smoke weed.. drink beer.. shit I drink beer on the the job all the time.. All the companies care about is that I do the work for them.
so fuck limits! those were just things people who want to control you in society made up.
They never teach you how to make money or how to work at home in school. They always want you to work for BOSS that will be your master. Fuck that we as people were meant to be free!
You get to play games all day. You also get to keep copies of the games you test and they give you other stuff. So you can keep or sell those ganes,
I think they pay like 12-14 an hour. And you get to sip soda and sit on your ass all day playing games.
Or you could work at home like me and work all the hours you want. Writing and making videos for websites.
I took web design and graphics design, but never got a job in that. So now I instead use my knowledge to write and make videos teaching people how to make websites.... it's easy and good money.
Not everything is limited like most people think. Lots of people work from home now with DSL. and lots of good work from home jobs only require a small certificate that is easy to get.
It's all about hustle really. Find something you can make money with and make all you can. But then you should invest your money and make more money... no matter what you're doing.
keep hustlin....
Oh yeah and if you work at home.. you can have tats.. smoke weed.. drink beer.. shit I drink beer on the the job all the time.. All the companies care about is that I do the work for them.
so fuck limits! those were just things people who want to control you in society made up.
They never teach you how to make money or how to work at home in school. They always want you to work for BOSS that will be your master. Fuck that we as people were meant to be free!
i work for air force space surveillance.
im not federally certified and im not military, if you wanna know.
my job rules. i basically just go in faded and type.
40+ hours of my work week revolves around watching seasons of tv shows such as dave chappelle, weeds, the office, etc.
most my friends hate me cuz i get dope jobs..but thats cuz i sell drugs until i find a good job. naaa haaaa. owned.
and the job is less than 8 minutes from my house. i leave 10 minutes till clock in time and make it early.
im not federally certified and im not military, if you wanna know.
my job rules. i basically just go in faded and type.
40+ hours of my work week revolves around watching seasons of tv shows such as dave chappelle, weeds, the office, etc.
most my friends hate me cuz i get dope jobs..but thats cuz i sell drugs until i find a good job. naaa haaaa. owned.
and the job is less than 8 minutes from my house. i leave 10 minutes till clock in time and make it early.
I'm sorry, but that's pretty much the coolest job ever. I remember one time you posted that you have giant screens of outer space at your job -- it was in a post about astroids hitting the earth....
person: What did you do at work today?
gas:Oh, just kept an eye on space.
person: everything cool?
gas: Oh yeah, everythings fine up there....
person: Oh, thats good.
But really, those 3 hours you work, is it like... checking to see if debris is going to fuck up satellites? Solar Flares? Spying on the Chinese? Tuning the governments space-based laser systems? Could you watch when the chinese blew up their own weather satelite? Like, the pentagon called, and was like, 'uhhhhhh. did you catch pictures of that?'
Or are you allowed to talk about it?
person: What did you do at work today?
gas:Oh, just kept an eye on space.
person: everything cool?
gas: Oh yeah, everythings fine up there....
person: Oh, thats good.
But really, those 3 hours you work, is it like... checking to see if debris is going to fuck up satellites? Solar Flares? Spying on the Chinese? Tuning the governments space-based laser systems? Could you watch when the chinese blew up their own weather satelite? Like, the pentagon called, and was like, 'uhhhhhh. did you catch pictures of that?'
Or are you allowed to talk about it?
well i cant talk about that shit.
theres this big ass sign about confidentiality on the wall, that recently got on there.
for the most part, i dont understand that shit.
and the funny thing is even they dont understand, (except for the main boss) theyre like learning as time goes on. sometimes i can help them because theyre all burnt out trying to figure out something simple.
theres not as much shit going on in space as people think.
and youve got to understand that its made up of a network of other bases that do the same thing. one place cant cover all of space.
theres this big ass sign about confidentiality on the wall, that recently got on there.
for the most part, i dont understand that shit.
and the funny thing is even they dont understand, (except for the main boss) theyre like learning as time goes on. sometimes i can help them because theyre all burnt out trying to figure out something simple.
theres not as much shit going on in space as people think.
and youve got to understand that its made up of a network of other bases that do the same thing. one place cant cover all of space.
haha man, all that to type on the computer?
thats like comparing a dude to a soldier when hes the cat thats like, 300 ft underground in some computer hut..just cuz hes in iraq
im oblivious to all the super scientifical shit around me
lets put it like that
sure i could take a second to try and understand it but i have more shit to worry about then fuckin space. fuck space, really.
i work for paychecks.
or...dont work in my case.
thats like comparing a dude to a soldier when hes the cat thats like, 300 ft underground in some computer hut..just cuz hes in iraq
im oblivious to all the super scientifical shit around me
lets put it like that
sure i could take a second to try and understand it but i have more shit to worry about then fuckin space. fuck space, really.
i work for paychecks.
or...dont work in my case.
I know mayne, I'm just playin'.... Obviously the best jobs are ones that just require you to show up and barely do shit. You are selling your time and effort to a company for a paycheck, the whole point is to give them as little as possible without jeopardizing your position. Because you know that to them -- they dont give a shit about you personally, they care about the work getting done.
yeah...definately...thats the feeling i get.
i mean, its friendly and all....but...
i do something that requires the rest of the crew, a long ass time.
so im kinda in my own little world..i bring my own laptop...all that..
i have to admit its probably the best job ive had, and ive had alot of good jobs. not to brag or anything. i just ran into the shit randomly applying for things.
eventually i'm going to move on though.
i mean, its friendly and all....but...
i do something that requires the rest of the crew, a long ass time.
so im kinda in my own little world..i bring my own laptop...all that..
i have to admit its probably the best job ive had, and ive had alot of good jobs. not to brag or anything. i just ran into the shit randomly applying for things.
eventually i'm going to move on though.
I worked in a distillery as a distiller making brandy for 5 years. Just sat there by the stills scratching my balls for 1.5 hours making sure shit didn't go wrong, then working for 4 minutes, repeat. I was surrounded by thousands of gallons of premium liquor all day too, so if I came in smelling like booze from the night before = all good.
But, after 5 years, my brain felt like it was turning to mush because there just wasn't enough thinking in that job, so I went to grad school to try and trick someone into paying me to think..
But, after 5 years, my brain felt like it was turning to mush because there just wasn't enough thinking in that job, so I went to grad school to try and trick someone into paying me to think..
