Congress declares Pizza a vegetable in interest of big business

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S.SAVAGE

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yea man, the sad truth is, some people make their pizza sauce with carrots onions and celery in it

its a base and has a name, im sure drew.ski or deadblue would know the name, its also called the Trinity i believe
trippy.

they surely aint Italian... I have made pizza my whole life & never heard of such ingredients.
 

Mac Jesus

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#22
Just woke up and had all four food groups:

Slice of pizza (vegetable)
Hamburger (fruit)
Glass of Coke (Dairy)
Fries (Grain)
 

S.SAVAGE

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pizza is hyphy, but let me just say two words............

"tacos, breh"


in tacos you have everything you need (#fact):

meat, whether it's carne asada, pollo, etc (protein)
tomatoes from salsa (fruit)
cilantro, onions, jalapenos (vegetables)
corn tortillas (grain/fiber)
cheese (dairy)
tacos are a gift from all mighty H.A.D.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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yea man, the sad truth is, some people make their pizza sauce with carrots onions and celery in it

its a base and has a name, im sure drew.ski or deadblue would know the name, its also called the Trinity i believe
Onions carrot and celery are called mirepoix (i might have left out a letter), Its the classic base for building flavor. the trinity is onions carrot and green pepper, its like the cajun version of mirepoix.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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and just as an aside, I make a lot of my red sauces using mirepoix, as do a lot of folks, so it wouldnt be that unusual to have carrots in pizza sauce, although you it wouldnt taste carroty.
 

Legman

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yea thats the name, i couldnt spell it, so i didnt bother trying to name it lol

but yea its a base for all kinds of sauces
 
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I think Ill let food experts decide whats healthy and whats not, not congressmen
I would too, but even the experts can't make up their damn minds.

"Alcohol is bad", "No, alcohol is good in moderation". "Tofu is good", "Too much tofu is bad". "Coffee is Bad", "No, Coffee has positive effects on the liver".

Moderation is key, I say. The only thing we can all agree on is that fruits and vegetables are good for you.

Oh, and kids need to go outside and play. I used to eat all kinds of shit as a kid, and I was never unhealthy or obese. Neither were the kids I grew up with.
 

Ry

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