CLUBBER LANG VS. IVAN DRAGO(WHO WOULD WIN?)
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Drago's power is more devastating. His punches are measured at 1700 psi, and he literally killed Apollo Creed in the ring. The same would happen to Clubber Lang, he will die. Clubber was quick, but he tired easy, after like round 3, whereas Drago had great stamina
He was 100-0 as an Amateur and his only loss came to the hands of Rocky and got KO'd in the final moments of the 15th round in a brutal slug fest that could have gone either way.
He was 100-0 as an Amateur and his only loss came to the hands of Rocky and got KO'd in the final moments of the 15th round in a brutal slug fest that could have gone either way.
Ivan Drago is not a man, he's a machine.
Besides, the only reason Clubber was able to beat Rocky the first time, who was his only real big name fight of his career, was because Rocky wasn't focused, and too busy with celebrity life, doing commercials and wresting with Hulk Hulgan for fund raisers and shit. He barely even trained. Rocky straight fucked him up during the rematch.
LMAO! Broke it down
Even w/ that said. I see Lang lookin like a young Mike Tyson. Rockin that tall mf w/ a vicious Tyson-esque upper cut of Tremendous Ding-A-Ling Man left hook!
Drago had a habbit of rollin w/ the body punches while standing straight up. Lang would pressure him early have him up against the ropes and land a crippling shot. Lets face it Rocky only had power once his opponent was tired from snappin Rocky's neck back for 13rounds straight.Lang could also body his ass and if he didnt punch himself out could lean on Drago all night n make that big body start bendin over leanin forward.
Even w/ that said. I see Lang lookin like a young Mike Tyson. Rockin that tall mf w/ a vicious Tyson-esque upper cut of Tremendous Ding-A-Ling Man left hook!
Drago had a habbit of rollin w/ the body punches while standing straight up. Lang would pressure him early have him up against the ropes and land a crippling shot. Lets face it Rocky only had power once his opponent was tired from snappin Rocky's neck back for 13rounds straight.Lang could also body his ass and if he didnt punch himself out could lean on Drago all night n make that big body start bendin over leanin forward.
I like your analysis, however it's flawed. Drago took Rocky's best punches and they barely phased him at all. Rocky was notorious for having the best 2nd winds (and 3rd, 4th, 5th) and found lots of power in the final round that sent Drago to the canvas. If that didn't happen, Drago wins by UD. Drago had a great chin and fantastic stamina.
Now, I will admit Clubber is stronger than Rocky, but not by much. Clubber's main problem is lack of stamina. His fights rarely went past round 5 and you could see his last fight with Rocky he was out of gas by round 3 or 4. Drago could take Clubbers punishment early in the fight, but Clubber would punch himself out and that is when he is most vulnerable. Drago would still have plenty of energy to throw those monster 1700 psi punches and would knock the gold out of Clubbers teeth. He would die in the ring. Drago, KO round 5
Clubber is a gangster though:
Now, I will admit Clubber is stronger than Rocky, but not by much. Clubber's main problem is lack of stamina. His fights rarely went past round 5 and you could see his last fight with Rocky he was out of gas by round 3 or 4. Drago could take Clubbers punishment early in the fight, but Clubber would punch himself out and that is when he is most vulnerable. Drago would still have plenty of energy to throw those monster 1700 psi punches and would knock the gold out of Clubbers teeth. He would die in the ring. Drago, KO round 5
Clubber is a gangster though:
Little is known about Clubber Lang. Before Rocky's fight against him, he is introduced as being from Chicago, (his nickname is "The Southside Slugger"). According to his bio in Rocky: The Ultimate Guide, James Lang was orphaned at an early age, and spent most of his childhood in the streets of Chicago, orphanages and juvenile facilities. Later as an adult, Clubber was sent to prison for five years, for one possible count of a felony and/or assault charge. But during his time being served he discovered boxing as a way to let out his frustrations and talent, which leads to the events of Rocky III. This is also evident in the game, Rocky Legends, to where if you select Clubber's path, he starts out fighting in the Chicago State Penintetiary, in a ring actually inside the prison itself. The Internet Movie Database does not provide a name for his manager, though one novelization of the film called him "Donut."
lol Rocky was a bitch. he won cuz he had some inhuman ability to absorb punches, kinda like a Homer-Simpson style defense. Im tellin u Drago probably broke his hand on Rocky's head 2x over. Secondly from what I remember Drago punched himself out. He had CLEAN flush punches to Rocky's head AAAAAAAAAALLLLL night. That 1700 psi aint amount to shit. Lang will give way more head movement and duck n slip right in. Maybe it wont be an early stoppage but KO by round 8. He will frustrate Drago from the opening. THis wont be no Frasier-Foreman, more like Tyson-Spinks (aight thats a stretch)
Then to top if off after the fight ull see Drago's bitch in Lang's lockeroom in the post fight interview wearin nothin but a robe.. he's gonna show that bitch what a real man can do
Clubber Lang: [Calling to Adrian; Smooth talks] Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.
Then to top if off after the fight ull see Drago's bitch in Lang's lockeroom in the post fight interview wearin nothin but a robe.. he's gonna show that bitch what a real man can do
Clubber Lang: [Calling to Adrian; Smooth talks] Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.
I just think Drago is too big, too powerful. Look at his height and reach advantage:
Name: Clubber Lang
Alias: The Southside Slugger
Stance: Southpaw
Height: 5'11''
Reach: 72''
Name: Ivan Drago
Alias: The Sibran Bull, Death From Above
Stance: Orthodox
Height: 6'4''
Reach: 81''
Here is their sizes in respect to Rocky:
Drago would use that powerful long jab all day, keep Clubber at bay. Clubber would get inside here and there and land a few big punches, but it's just wont be enough. Clubber would have to work entirely inside, which will wear him down even faster. He'll be out of gas after a few rounds, Drago kills him.
Name: Clubber Lang
Alias: The Southside Slugger
Stance: Southpaw
Height: 5'11''
Reach: 72''
Name: Ivan Drago
Alias: The Sibran Bull, Death From Above
Stance: Orthodox
Height: 6'4''
Reach: 81''
Here is their sizes in respect to Rocky:
Drago would use that powerful long jab all day, keep Clubber at bay. Clubber would get inside here and there and land a few big punches, but it's just wont be enough. Clubber would have to work entirely inside, which will wear him down even faster. He'll be out of gas after a few rounds, Drago kills him.
Rocky straight fucked him up during the rematch.
Even Mickey didn't want Rocky fighing Clubber.
"You can't win Rock"
"Not set ups. They were good fighters but not like killers like this. He'll knock u into tomorrow rock.".
Rocky beat Clubber wit all of those baby punches. Clubber should of won that one. He was rippin Rocky in half.
Clubber: A boy.... After I crucify hi., your next!
Apollo: You just stay out of my face.
Clubber: Don't turn ur back on me sucka!!!!!!
i swear you cants just goin for clubber cause hes "hood" or whatever the fuck gimicky shit you wanna through on him, bottom line, russians are built like machines, i used to box, and i hated fighting them, they have crazy ass stamina and chin, plus this guy is on steroids, plus hes hella tall, plus he trains 24/7, this wont be no tyson spinks, itll be tyson hollyfeild, except clubber aint tall enough to bite dragos ear, so hes fucked
homie sorry 2 say but thats a losers mentality.
if u go in givin someone the mental advantage by saying someone is going to have a good chin and stamina cuz of their ancestry u aint gonna make it far. Judgin a book by its cover (when u give em credit they HAVENT earned) is someone lookin 4 a pre-excuse for a loss
if u go in givin someone the mental advantage by saying someone is going to have a good chin and stamina cuz of their ancestry u aint gonna make it far. Judgin a book by its cover (when u give em credit they HAVENT earned) is someone lookin 4 a pre-excuse for a loss