Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[Sacsick]

^ Drops $100 at a tanning salon then tweets #It'sAJerseyThing

Left his village in search of the "Choosen One"

 

[wheregoliathat]

^The only 30 year old ever, that has his Mom push him around in the shopping cart at the grocery store

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ Has fallen for "I won't cum in your mouth" twice since Thursday

 

[Chuco]

^^ got yelled at by his boyfriend because he forgot to put the gazpacho on ice

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ won 3rd place in a Perez Hilton look-a-like contest

 

[Sacsick]

^ became the first ever male cheerleader back in 1979

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Is a flight attendant who does the hand motions while the pre-takeoff safety video is playing.

 

[Sacsick]

^ got "the Last of the Dying breed" blasted on his arms after his village got destroyed

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

^ is a wigger

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^^^^ big time 0bama supporter and donates money to the gay marriage rights foundation

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^knows that because his husband is the President of the gay marriage rights foundation

 

[Sacsick]

^ legs started shaking when he seen kreayshawn

 

[mac_strong]

^^^dedicated 'oh donna' to his boo donald during da slow jams & dedication hour.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Dabs his lips with a napkin when he's done eating his organic green salad.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Got kicked outta the bar last night for goin bad over some girl buying his boyfriend a drink

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^ Wears his boxers backwards for easy access

 

[Chuco]

^^ takes advantage of wheregoliathat's easy access

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^Stopped wetting his bed at age 16 and learned to wipe by age 25

 

[VERSACERO]

^^Shits his pants whenever he eats popcorn.

 

[Rossibreath]

^^eats pizza with a knife and fork