Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[wheregoliathat]

^favorite part of clubbing is intentionally bumping into dudes so he can apologize and buy them drinks all night

 

[Irishmutt]

^ is one of the dudes that enjoys the free drinks

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Is one of those dudes that enjoys a sore ass after blacking out

 

[Irishmutt]

^ likes sand pounded in his ass

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Is really happy he hasn't been socked up today...but is a little apprehensive that it is only 4 pm

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^
"Tattooed "Till the wheels fall off" on his lower back

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Dilutes Coors Light with water and holds his nose to drink it.

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

^^^ this cracker might be the police

 

[Irishmutt]

^ cracka ass cracka

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Licks his friends fingers whenever he eats a rack of ribs at Lucille's BBQ.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Wishes regular Heinz ketchup wasn't so spicy

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Prefers to communicate with new females over email, then gradually moves onto texting.

 

[Sacsick]

^ gets scared when he watches gangland

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Organizes neighborhood meetings at his local Kiwanis Center

 

[wheregoliathat]

^High gas prices really effect the ice cream truck's profit margin that he leases from his pakistani neighbor

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Pays all his bills with money orders from Walmart.

 

[Irishmutt]

^ got bitch slapped by a fat woman riding a rascal at walmart

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Owns all seasons of "One Tree Hill" on Blu-Ray and has another set still in the wrapper.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Crys erytime

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Has a fat-free strawberry Yoplait for lunch every day.