Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Took a leave of absence from work when his pet goldfish died.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Quit work when he realized his reflective vest and tool belt were NOT actually props for a Village People gay porn shoot and that his boss actually wanted him to build a fence

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Hates daylight savings because his "home before dark" curfew cuts into his play time with Joey.

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^^^ does the running man in his sleep

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

^^^ is convinced he's a mob wife because his man slangs dime sacks

 

[Irishmutt]

^ got punked by a guy on roller blades wearing spandex biker shorts and it is posted all over youtube.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Let out a high pitch scream as he walked into the midnight screening of Hunger Games

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^^^ moon walks everywhere on Wednesdays

 

[Irishmutt]

^ still mad he was passed up as an extra dancer on michael jacksons moon walker

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Always wanted to go to stay the night at Michael Jackson's AFTER he found out about the molestation charges

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

^^^ has his vato's name tattooed on his tiddie ....

 

[8FIVE8]

^^^^wears biker shorts when he plays basketball

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

^^^ wears basketball shorts while riding a harley ... with a american flag bandana tied around his head

 

[8FIVE8]

^^^is a black dude with a small dick

 

[REACHTMO]

^is a white dude with gout.

...and a small dick

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Asks to take a hot bath when he spends the night at a friends house.

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^
current facebook status is "Just heard they're remaking total recall, hope instead of showing a broad with 3 tiddies they show a dude with three dicks. #Winning".

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Calls three dicks in his face "Thursday Mornings"

 

[Irishmutt]

^ has a running tally of dicks to the face to keep the lights on in his studio apartment.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Calls shit "poop"