Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Currently has jerseys for NYG and NE both washed, pressed and will put on whichever team wins and act like he's been a fan since the early 90s.

 

[Irishmutt]

Mad because his bargain basement jersey ny giants jersey has his last name spelled wrong and the numbers on the jersey doesnt match with with the chest saying 81 and the number onhis shoulder being 18

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Would buy more jerseys but they just don't make enough of the women's pink ones that are the only ones he wears

 

[Irishmutt]

^ has only had one jersey in his life and still rocks it even though all the lettering has peeled off

 

[mac_strong]

^^^always tuck in his shirts.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Always hikes up his skirts when truck drivers are around

 

[Irishmutt]

^ is one of those truck drivers that picks him up

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Falls asleep at live sporting events and then gets riled up when they play "Who Let The Dogs Out".

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Never gets riled up about sporting events

 

[mac_strong]

^^^is the one thats always starting the wave at the game

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Spent $400 + tax on a tennis racket at BIG 5

 

[mac_strong]

^^^does his back to school clothes shopping at burlington coat factory

 

[Irishmutt]

^ gets anal raped in the back room of big 5 for new pairs of shoes at the beginning of the school year

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Stays gettin ripped off, dude pays $3's an items for shit on the dollar menu at McDonald's

 

[VERSACERO]

^^his new years resolution was to stop cross dressing and blowing guy's,but he broke it at 12:01

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Straight stuffed from half of a happy meal.

 

[VERSACERO]

^^throws up every time he eats tacos

 

[mac_strong]

^^^goes to buffets for the salads & ice creams.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Is paid hourly to hand feed his boss grapes and pistachios.

 

[mac_strong]

^^^crease & baby cuffs his dockers