Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[Sacsick]

^ Asked his friend to pull over so he could barf on the grass after drinking the neck of a coors light.

LMAO

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Still heartbroken that the Geek Squad nerd from Best Buy that came over to his house to set up internet in February wouldn't let him suck dudes dick

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^gets paid by dressing up in foil and doing the robot for change

 

[wheregoliathat]

^name describes the size of tittie he prefers

 

[Irishmutt]

^thinks titties are disgusting because he has them

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Does the kissy face pose when talking pictures at the club.

 

[Sacsick]

^ was in the genniuss world record book for holding the most balls in his mouth

 

[Irishmutt]

^ swallows

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Holds it in his mouth until he gets to the trash can.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Known as "The Trash Can" by his boy SacSick

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Used the last of his lube to steal another bottle of lube.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Sits on stools with the legs pointing up

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^buys drinks for guys at clubs

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^
only orders drinks at the club that come with a pink straw and a baby blue umbrella.

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^ drinks Pale Ale

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^still drinks Zima like its still the 90's

 

[Sacsick]

^ didnt drink till he was 21 and always keeps his alcohol level at 0.08 if its anything above that he'll call a taxi

 

[Irishmutt]

^ voted cum dumpster of the year the last three years in a row

 

[recklessofgilaz]

^^was the Original Cum Dumpster that honored Sacsick with his award for three years in a row

 

[Stony Gwynn]

^^CAN FIT AN AIR CONDITIONER IN HIS ASS