CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

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Feb 21, 2003
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of

string on the counter.
She says, confused, "S ir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-- oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.