Cigarette Lighters.

[savage]

Whenever I get super drunk I wake up with like 5 new lighters in my pocket.

LMAO yeah same shit happens to me. one time i even woke up with someone else's weed pipe in my pocket lol

 

[aridan3at]

I usually let girls spark my lighter, then automatically I reach out to get it back. But I jus use em myself, hardly loose em.

 

[AKAZIE]

 

[TheMostVILE]

If you hand me your lighter that is your mistake not mine.

On the real though I have a few friends who always steal my lighter and nothing pisses me off more than sitting at the crib about to fire up and notice my lighter is gone. Fuck having to go to the stove and turn the burner on.... That requires way too much effort when I'm trying to get high and be lazy.... lol...

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Try this and you wont ever need a lighter again:

http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=316625

 

[Asmodeus]

Imma do that. Go to 7 and stock up on matches form now on.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

i take it as a personal attack of disrespect to purposely or accidentally pocket my lighter, and i will make it a big deal.

i cant stand smoking weed out of pipes with other people cause some broke ass sucka is always on some lighter bandit shit. usually tries to be sneaky and slowly moves it to their pocket. i will look you in the eyes and tell you to hand me my lighter back that you just put in your right pocket, trying to be sneaky motherfucker, yeah, i saw that shit, you need $20 or something to get you some lighters, a meal, you struggling right now? shit.

i buy my fucking lighters in packs and use them from first light to end, you cant flic my bic mothafucka