churches just seem like they were built to have blunts smoked in them

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Artistic

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the whole vibe and all the decorations and shit

if you get cotton mouth just take a sip of some holy water

then you get to hear some music for free and it be hella beezies in there dressed real niiiiiice

you know smoking treez enhances the music listening experience

if you get the munchies you can have some communion

you know what im gonna smoke blunts in as many churches as possible this sunday

yall probably gonna read about me in the paper for getting arrested for smoking a bela in a church

no offense to the religious folks im not religious and just hella want to get zooted at church
 
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but as far as smoking in churches goes... only time I almost saw that was after Mac Dre died... me and my boy went to that viewing out in Fairfield... as everyone was in line to walk inside the church hella dudes were smokin blunts... right outside the door... blowin smoke in the church... damn near walkin in still smokin

there was a pastor or somthin there yelling at everyone to take off their hats and put out their blunts
 
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Meta4iCAL said:
I'm not gonna be at church... so I don't give a fuck

you should probably tac out the confessional booth
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damn that's a great idea

im gonna start off by just doing it in the back of the church in case they call the cops i can make a quick getaway

but i don't think i'll get caught or anything but the confessional booth that would be ill i'll have to work up to that
 
Meta4iCAL

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and btw... you know you don't drink holy water right?

that's the water that everyone dips their hands in when they walk inside... I wouldn't wanna drink it
 
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a little off topic but when I was a kid the church my dad made me go to, caught on fire, cause someone was smoking a cigarette inside(back when you could)...I was so excited cause I thought we didnt have to go to mass then to find out mass was in the gym. :(
 
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