Chuck Norris Jokes

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D-Rose

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Nov 5, 2004
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Seems like recently Chuck Norris jokes have been poppin outta nowhere. I first heard my friend telling some not too long ago, and now they're all over the internet and magazines and whatnot. Theyre corny, but shit. Add some...


Did you know Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer?
Too bad he's NEVER cried.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard.
Only another fist.

Do you know where Chuck Norris earned his first blackbelt?
The womb.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...water gets Chuck Norris.
 
Spitz Unlimited

Spitz Unlimited

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Apr 25, 2002
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Nostradamus' prophecies regarding Chuck Norris: In the coming year President Bush's approval rating will fall to a dismal 4.8%. Fueled by the support of this web-site Chuck Norris will take power in the bloodiest revolution man has ever seen. Steven Segal will be named vice president, and Jean Claude Van Dam the secretary of defense. Focusing on foreign policy, Norris will end the fight between Jews and Muslims over the Holy Land by eliminating Jews and Arabs completely and renaming the Holy Land Texas-2. With Jews and Arabs gone the economy will boom, the entertainment industry will collapse, and local Dunkin Donuts shall be found abandoned. Norris will go on to expel all illegal immigrants into France via the roundhouse kick. France will become gayest, laziest, and filthiest country in world history and will be eliminated completely in Chuck's second term. At this point it will be realized that the second coming of Christ has occurred, and Chuck Norris will replace the Holy Spirit as part of the Holy Trinity. Global warming will eventually destroy all living things, except Chuck Norris. Norris will asexually reproduce, forming a second Chuck Norris. An argument regarding beard grooming will cause the greatest battle conceivable. When both Chucks roundhouse each other simultaneously the universe will be destroyed. Ironically only the Norris's beard particles will have been strong enough to continue existence. The beards will stand as proof that the only universal force in the world is Chuck Norris.
 
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