You gotta hit up Germany for that type of shit. I walked down town on Tuesday night and there was probably close to a thousand people at our town's little Christmas market. Damn near every one of them was getting fucked up on Glühwein (hot spiced wine).
True man.. a few years ago I was on the Christmas market in Neurnburg, shit was cool man... everybody drinking boots of Gluwein, this was the most 'christmas-y' I've felt in years.
and this is me being real, but how does it feel to wake up look in the mirror and see a hideous blob of UGLY fat staring back at you? have you no shame?