Christianity is stupid as fuck...

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Don't even compare Tao Te Tjing to the BIBLE, or especially Little Red Riding Hood! If Jesus could do miracles, then I'm sure turning water into wine wouldn't have been hard. I take disrespect to your comment, because you basically called all the Christians & I retarded. You're just an ignorant fool.


Ignorant fool?

hahahahahahaha

I love it when Christians treat the Bible like it was written in the 19th century.

Yea, 2000 years wasnt that long ago. If you compare it to the REAL life of the earth.

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i dont think anybody should read the bible

it is often misintrepreted, and now,

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google it, shit is true

you can read the whole bible, understand the original greek, hebrew texts. understand the mesoretic, septuagint, and latin vulgate(the old testament translated or copied unto hebrew texts, then greek, and then latin) read genesis through revelation back and fourth. understanding the common terms and interactions of the times. learn the connotation of a specific word at that time. YET STILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE! You could be the best bible scholar in the world! JUST LIKE NICODEMUS, A master of the Tanakh in Israel, and completely miss the whole concept of God's Teachings.

If you're not born again, which is a term often misused and often mis-associated, you won't get the revelation that you need to understand. If I try to explain it, it would be in vain. You need your own experience with the Holy Ghost, cause I received my revelation in the month of September. Entering this forum I had no true understanding of the bible, I was using my interpretations with prudence. But I'll leave it at that, the Holy Spirit is self revealing, and no man can explain the mystery unless it be the Will of God.

Say my explanation is vague, but just as the Lord said, if a man doesn't welcome your message brush the dust off, and those who willingly take his word, continue to water it down with more of the Word. We sow the seeds and water It, But the Lord reaps the Harvest! Those who have eyes let them see, those who have ears, let them hear!

No one will ever understand the bible in it's entirety, that why the gospels and the book of acts, or the bible as a whole puts alot of emphasis into searching the scriptures! Your start as a Christian is like that of a Mustard seedI(also the parable applied to the kingdom of God). But the Mustard seed is a very small seed, but when it grows it's the greatest of all herbs. You're walk with God, you start of with some or little faith, as you walk more and more with him In Spirit(which by his grace will his Holy Spirit show you) and searching the scriptures you water the seed, or in this case the mustard seed. For those who've started a walk with God or have been, just a word of encouragment don't stop! Blessed is he that thirsts and hungers for righteousness! Surely the Lord shall supply that thirst and hunger, yet it's never enough! That's why we learn something new everyday. The Bible says, QUENCH NOT THE SPIRIT, meaning keep the thirst for his Word Going.

-The Crazy Christian
 

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If you're not born again, which is a term often misused and often mis-associated, you won't get the revelation that you need to understand. If I try to explain it, it would be in vain. You need your own experience with the Holy Ghost, cause I received my revelation in the month of September. Entering this forum I had no true understanding of the bible, I was using my interpretations with prudence. But I'll leave it at that, the Holy Spirit is self revealing, and no man can explain the mystery unless it be the Will of God.
How do you know you "received the revelation":ermm:
 
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How do you know you "received the revelation":ermm:
How much longer must I tarry with you brother, LOL.

1st Corinthians 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

2:10

But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the spirit which is of God that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.

skipping to Verse 14

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

If I told you the vision I had, you fools would all laugh. To make it short, I saw a consuming Fire, and this fire was with me til the Day I was baptized! When the day come for me to be baptized, it was no longer fire but LIGHT! Then came the time for me to baptized, I blacked out and when I was lifted up after being baptized in the Name of Jesus Christ, I seen a different light. I tell you this for those that have an eye to see my testimony let him see. For those that have an ear to hear, let him hear. This testimony I give is not to you ThaG, but for the reader that is willing to believe Jesus is the Son of God that he or she may hear my testimony and revelation. I receieved the Fire even before I reached the Water. I will give you this reply and everytime you ask me such a question like this, knowing in your heart, ThaG, that any explanation of mine that I give thee, you will whole heartedly automatically reject, always refer to my sig.
 
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This mothafucka be comin with the quotes from the bible and all that shit.

All you other people gotta step it up and start quoting Darwin or some shit.
 

ThaG

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This mothafucka be comin with the quotes from the bible and all that shit.

All you other people gotta step it up and start quoting Darwin or some shit.
LMAO

Darwin is arguably the most influential scientist of all time

BUT, he lived in the 19th century, and we live in the 21st

Most of what he said is irrelevant today because we know SO MUCH MORE

One of the biggest mistakes those gnorant ass idiots trying to refute evolution usually do is to attack Darwin - nobody takes Darwin seriously anymore except in History of Science classes
 

ThaG

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This mothafucka be comin with the quotes from the bible and all that shit.

All you other people gotta step it up and start quoting Darwin or some shit.
So you tryna say that quotes from the Bible are equal to the information you can find on PubMed?:confused::confused:
 
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Don't even compare Tao Te Tjing to the BIBLE, or especially Little Red Riding Hood! If Jesus could do miracles, then I'm sure turning water into wine wouldn't have been hard. I take disrespect to your comment, because you basically called all the Christians & I retarded. You're just an ignorant fool.
If you have actually read Tao Te Tjing and you can tell me you didn't learn one valuable lesson from it I am seriously doubting your intelligence.
On top of that you can seriously look someone in the eye and tell them you believe.. Jesus could walk over water, could turn water into wine, Moses was able to split the red sea, etc etc..

And I am an ignorant fool?

I am not speaking on Tao as a believe system but in every verse you can learn moral lessons from it. You also can learn moral lessons from the bible but some people take these verses a little to serious.
 
May 9, 2002
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If Jesus could do miracles, then I'm sure turning water into wine wouldn't have been hard.
Homie, in case you missed the memo when you turned 8, magic does NOT exist.

I take disrespect to your comment, because you basically called all the Christians & I retarded.
Its true.

ANd its "me", not "I".

You're just an ignorant fool.

Says the "grown man" who believes in magic and fairy tales...

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