I am kinda ripped right now!
Shout out to jay_jay!
Copped a 32 ounce coors on the way home and about to fuck with the open forum til I get drunk and pass out!
*gas one.......out*
only 1 32 oz and you're drunk?
and there's a party and vajay jay will be there?
and drunken acts of lesbianism will ensue?
And I have this strange bump on my right testicle?
and I farted and the pressure was so high that in order for the gas to escape from my ass it literally lifted me up from seat and hurt like a motherfucker?
and only one of my "and's" is capitalized?
And what the fuck am I rambling about?