chef boy o monte' !

[C.M.P CEO]

lol today was my very first day barbequin lmfao

at none other then home depot. lmfao...needless to say i burnt hella fucckin hot dogs. lol.....

brand new bbq grill,it was a propane one,didnt kno how to work the shit,this mainey ass truck driver dude came and helped me and this otha cat,dude was crazy,he was sittin there wit his cigarettte smokin and fuckin wit the propane tank,im lookin at my potna like,"aint this gas in that mafucka?" shit could have exploded lol...


but yea....those things heat up quick,turned out koo tho.

 

[C.M.P CEO]

my burgers came out koo tho

 

[Dana Dane]

Can't knock you for having a job, at all, but LMAO @ you bein the guy makin the hot dogs at Home Depot.

 

[C.M.P CEO]

hahahaha this just made me think of king sausage.hahaha.


naa it was dope tho,i usually run the registers...home depot make cake. last month "our store" brought in like 475,000$

i usually get about 10,000$ on average every day that goes thru my register....

that systems so advance tho,they make u send up yo money to a vault for anytime u get over 300$...they got the mailing system tubes thing goin

 

[Triple Threat]

pause@king sausage

 

[C.M.P CEO]

no... im talkin bout the cat that post on the siccness....

 

[DFresh77]

i would never let u touch my BBQ grill..

you the 1st black male that don't know how to BBQ lol..

 

[C.M.P CEO]

hahaha....u see, statistics aint true,cuz i cant cook for shit

 

[Shaniac]

I just made a egg sandwich

 

[C.M.P CEO]

stueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

hahahaha

see how i fliped my hat back? east oakland starter kit,goin for 59.99,comes with a peacoat and one of these

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

WHATS THAT GOTTA DO WITH BBQ?

 

[Shaniac]

townshit

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

i think you need to wait a couple more years before you try to grow a mustache.

 

[ThiZZmAtiC510]

townshit

city shit

 

[Gas One]

No black man should *EVER* admit he learned how to BBQ at Home Depot.

Shit is like mexicans learning how to make burritos at f*ckin' taco bell.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

^lol. lol at fuckin up hot dogs too.thats crazy you have never q'd b4. ive been q'n for almost 8 years now

Gas, i wasnt laughin at u man, i was laughin at what u said

 

[Gas One]

me? nah im referring to the thread starter dog
my first job was at a BBQ/soul food place

id be a failure as a black male if i couldnt BBQ by 27

most peoples BBQ career ATLEAST begun when the george foreman grill came out. at the very latest. what was that, 1998?

 

[DFresh77]

I been BBQ'ing since i was a young buck! lol

 

[C.M.P CEO]

cookin on the george forman grill is not bar be quin,lol im sorry..

haha at yal comments

 

[Miguel Foreals]

i got bars on the forman grill