Car Sex

[second650]

I fuck peoples couches....

 

[daluvlymel]

^^^U dork i was referring to your joker...cant u get the sublimal message here...ah ha

 

[daluvlymel]

come here babe...do u need a lube...how bout a filter...

 

[mrtonguetwista]

^^ you drunk? lol

 

[ThiZZmAtiC510]

Despite never having kissed a girl before, virgin Jordan has become an experienced lover, covering his car with kisses and caresses before having penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe.

ahahahha wow

 

[Espiohti]

GAY.

 

[AztecaCV]

^^ How is it gay! Please Explain! and don't give me one of those stupid fucking answers like "it just is" I wanna know why! You got something against guys that fuck cars or what! What's wrong with it? I'll tell you, Nothing At all!, it's safe, it's fun! You're just a fucking hater man, there aint nothing wrong with fucking a car once in a while. C'mon now. Don't call it gay, I aint gay!!

edit: im bored, motha fuckas still aint come throug with the weed =)

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i dont understand whats up with the incline of joker avatar and sig paraphernalia goin on around these parts

just the thing to do...

and car fucking is pretty gay..not the thing to do..

 

[usernamex]

masturbation is gay
car sex is just weird

 

[L.D.S.]

I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex

LMFAO Don't wanna get your dick burnt.


and WTF @ this dude being from Mizzou.....

And what kind of magazine publishes such a bizarre story?

 

[infinity]

a fake one

 

[Bay-Wit-It]

Yall tellin me you havent done that shit too?

 

[underground]

And what kind of magazine publishes such a bizarre story?

CLOSER magazine?

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[Chree]

This fool musta been layin alotta pipe

 

[underground]

lol

 

[R. Williams]

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Dam I'm checkin my car for love smudges right now... weird ass mofo...

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[28g w/o the bag]

^^ How is it gay! Please Explain! and don't give me one of those stupid fucking answers like "it just is" I wanna know why! You got something against guys that fuck cars or what! What's wrong with it? I'll tell you, Nothing At all!, it's safe, it's fun! You're just a fucking hater man, there aint nothing wrong with fucking a car once in a while. C'mon now. Don't call it gay, I aint gay!!

edit: im bored, motha fuckas still aint come throug with the weed =)

uh... the article says that he's experimenting with "male" cars

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[Tha Skore]

haha i remember this shit when my girl had this magazine...disturbing shit..and why the fuck is he tellin people ? lol

 

[AztecaCV]

Lol, Wtf is a male car?