Can you kick Al Bundy's Ass?

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Apr 25, 2002
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This fool will choke you the fuck out!
"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body. "

 
May 2, 2002
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"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body. "

whoa.. CB comes outta nowhere. Your alter ego sucks.
 
Sep 17, 2007
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"IF GOD WANTED WOMAN TO BOWL HE WOULD HAVE PLACED THEIR BREASTS ON THEIR BACKS TO GIVE US SOMETHING TO WATCH WHILE WAITING OUR TURN!"

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up? *

"IS THAT MICHAEL BOLTON SCREAMING 'SILENT NIGHT'?", Al Bundy
 
Sep 17, 2007
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Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?