No joke or nothing Stalka but if we knew each other in person you'd be my girl.
Not that I try and sound cocky, even though I am equipped for the job, but girls always go for the bad boy who treats them like poo poo. And baby, ain't no one that be treating you more like poo poo than me. Dookie would be your pet name for me.
"Come here dookie! Give daddy a kiss"
And you'd be all like, "Yes daddy. *muah*"
Then I'd pipe you down, take 20 dollars from your purse and go get me a king kobra and a panini.
Not that I try and sound cocky, even though I am equipped for the job, but girls always go for the bad boy who treats them like poo poo. And baby, ain't no one that be treating you more like poo poo than me. Dookie would be your pet name for me.
"Come here dookie! Give daddy a kiss"
And you'd be all like, "Yes daddy. *muah*"
Then I'd pipe you down, take 20 dollars from your purse and go get me a king kobra and a panini.