LOL
Hint: By offering big head dead guys aka money aka loot aka bread aka lettuce aka coin you may have a more positive response.
Are you not familiar with the economy of the US? Out in CA Arnold is running for government & you want FREEBIES?
Search for the post by the guy Lil Makk offering CD layouts for only five dollars in food stamps & a dollars worth of Chuck E Cheese tokens...he'll lace your bootstraps.
Regards