arizona you're more likely to die of heatstroke, dehydration, bit by a diamondback/rattle snake, or crash in to a cactus.
THAT ONLY HAPPENS IF...
(A) YOUR AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT MASHIN' THRU THE BORDER TRYIN' TO
REACH TUCSON AND NOT TAKIN' ANY WATER WIT YOU...
(B) FOR THE CITY SLICKERS MASHIN' ON FOOT BROKE AND GOT NO SNAPS
FOR A COLD BEVERAGE...
(C) YOU MASH THRU A DESERT AT NIGHT DRUNK AS FUCK, GET LOST FALL INTO A PATCH OF JUMPIN' CACTUS AND GET STUCK AND CAN'T MOVE THEN THEN WHEN SUN COMES OUT YOU GET DEHYDRATION THEN GET HEATSTROKE AND STR8 CROAK LOC!!!
RATTLE SNAKES ARE SCARED OF PEOPLE YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU NEAR ONE...
I'VE STEPPED ON ONE BEFORE AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW MY HOMIE WAS LIKE
"DAMN FOOL YOU JUST STEPPED ON A RATTLER" THEN IT SLITHERED INTO A HOLE....REAL CHOPPERS