A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE EVIL-GENIUS- WRITTEN BY JAKKOFF187
7 AM, "MOMMY MOMMY, CAN U MAKE ME SOME OF THOSE SUPER DUPER HYPHY ENGLISH MUFFINS THAT YOU KNOW I GO DUMB OFF OF".
10 AM PHONE CALL- RING RING RING " HELLO?", GENIUS REPLYS, " HEY HANZ, ASK YOUR MOM IF WE CAN BORROW THE SAAB".
5 P.M. - GENIUS- "DAMN HANZ, I'M FEELING A SLURPEE LIKE A MOTHFUCKKAA CUZZ" HANZ REPLYS, " FUCK IT CUZZ, LETS GET 1 SUPER SLURPEE WITH 2 TWISTY STRAWS AND JUST GO DUMP WITH STUNNAS ON CUZZ"