BURRITO vs. WRAP....WTF IS THE DIFFERENCE??

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BETO916

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Alright damn it.

I'm in a resturant....lookin' at the menu. I don't see what I want on the menu, but this cat at the counter has a burrito, so I order a burrito. The waiter says that they dont carry burritos. I said..."what is that the dude over there is eating?"....the waiter says, "oh, that's a WRAP." :confused:

OH HELL NO!!

I asked the dude what the bread is that they use to make their "wraps" with.
Dingus McGee overthere, says "they're tortillas." I politely said, in my inside voice...."Tortilla?? MUTHAFUCKA THAT's A BURRITO.!!"

This fool said that it wasn't a burrito, because (get this...this is good) "the sides aren't folded in, they are left out, the tortillas aren't heated, and they are filled with cold food, not hot food." WTF does that mean??:confused:


Needless to say, I got the hell up outta there....quickfast.

That shit got me all confused. That's like going into Foot Locker, grabbing the shoe off the shelf, and saying.."Gimmie these Jordans in a 9."
"Sorry sir, those aren't Jordans....those are J's.":confused:

Please leave Tortillas to the Professionals....thank you.
 
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Thizznuchi

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Haha thatS Sum funny aSS Shit! but i aGree with u it aint no fuCCin "wrap" itS a damn burrito. thatShit iS Stupid itS wrapped in a tortilla HenCe:burrito! haha what kinda plaCe waS thiS?
 
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L Mac-a-docious said:
Burrito = 4-5 dollars, sold in the mission, and are hella crackin.
Wraps = 8-9 dollars, sold in the financial district and taste like shit.
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ThatS fucced up Cold aSS food Cold aSS tortillaS for more money then a damn burrito BullSHIT!!!!!!
 
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so a wrap is an americanized-burrito.......
Sometimes restaurants are better off leaving the name of the food alone.....or better yet restaurants shouldn't be in business at all (i.e. burger king [where teens make your food and slap all the ingredients together], mcdoodles [where making quality food is out of the question], carl's-i-wanna-jack-the-prices-up-on-the-menu-Jr, Jack In the Crack [how many more ideas to make a burger/sandwich those Jacka have his sleeve], chinese rest. serving dog/cat as a replacement for chicken/pork, mexican rest. where their food isn't even authentic or traditional ).......you get the point
 
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Thizznuchi

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ZigZagBurna said:
so a wrap is an americanized-burrito.......
Sometimes restaurants are better off leaving the name of the food alone.....or better yet restaurants shouldn't be in business at all (i.e. burger king [where teens make your food and slap all the ingredients together], mcdoodles [where making quality food is out of the question], carl's-i-wanna-jack-the-prices-up-on-the-menu-Jr, Jack In the Crack [how many more ideas to make a burger/sandwich those Jacka have his sleeve], chinese rest. serving dog/cat as a replacement for chicken/pork, mexican rest. where their food isn't even authentic or traditional ).......you get the point
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Tru muthafukaS dont kno how to Get down on Sum food anymore
 
surcaliman

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^^what the fuck does gay sex have to do with burritos?..get that nasty shit out ur mind man.......also,i highly doubt burritos been around for centuries...lol..they dont even sell them in mexico.its more of a mexican-american/southwest food.
 
surcaliman

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^^hell na..burritos aint authentic mexican..go deep into mexico and not just them border towns and ask for a burrito..they'll bring u a small donkey..lol...now tacos,tortas,sopes,gorditas..that shits authentic.
 
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