BUMS AS HOMIES

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Dec 17, 2005
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THIS MAY SOUND WEIRD BUT YALL EVER HAD A BUM BE A FRIEND I MEAN BACK IN THE DAYS LIKE A FEW YEARS AGO I USE TO GET BUMS TO GET ME BEER AND SHIT LIKE ME AND THE HOMIES USE TO SEE EM ALL THE TIME AND JUST ASK BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF EM CAME UP TO US AND ASKED US "WHAT WE NEED" LIKE HE ALREADY KNEW...SHIT WE ALWAYS GAVE EM AT LEAST 5 BUCKS EVERYTIME CUZ HE WOULD ALWAYS DO IT AND SHIT BUT ITS FUCKED UP KNOWIN SOMEONE THAT HAS LESS SHIT THAN U SHIT HE LIVED IN A TENT IN THE WATER CHANNELS HAD A LIL ASS 5IN TV AND SHIT THAT NEEDED BATTERIES BUT DAMN THAT FOO WAS COO OUT OF OUTTA ALL OF EM HE WAS....I SAW EM A FEW MONTHS BACK KICKIN IT BEHIND A GAS STATION WHERE WE ALWAYS MET EM....SHIT IF MY SIS WASNT THERE I WOULDA SPARED EM A FEW THAN A FEW DOLLARS CUZ HE HELPED ME OUT AND THE HOMIES.....IF I EVER SEE EM AGAIN IMA HOOK EM UP WIT LIKE A 20 OR MORE
 

EXXXO

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Apr 25, 2002
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lol.....
there was these one guys that would hang out in front of this one liquor store on main and alvin back home in Salinas. One had a guitar, i named them the disgruntle beavers cause they were always pissed at the world but they loved pussy- so the name fit.

I would always give them 5 bucks if they played purple haze. One time this other bum came out and was like...Purple Haze, tryna pan handle-block the beavers, they weren't having it and they woped his ass. I miss those guys.

One time for christmas i bought them a couple porn mags and a bottle of erk and jerk, figured, it would be the gift that kept on giving.......

I miss home sometimes :(
 
Nov 7, 2005
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I knew a veterano from Buena Parque Los Coyotes who was homeless. I felt bad for the fool , he was a sniper in Vietnam but when he came back he was hooked on smack and he lived in the alley of my apartments. I'd buy him some 40's and just listen to his old war stories.
 
Jan 1, 2006
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I occasionally talk to bums, because I feel bad like anyone else...but "homies"?? I wouldn't ever trust a crackfiend, alcoholic, or insane person if they had homes to begin with. So no, I don't have any bum "homies."
 
Apr 25, 2002
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naw , one time i got hella drunk and ran up and socked a bum in the face . dont ask me why all i remmber is hearin my home girl yellin and screamin for me not to get out of the car . im goin to hell for that one
 
Apr 8, 2005
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^agreed





i cant remmember what show it was, but this show had a guy on it called "the bum hunter", and hed act like stever irwin the croc hunder, but with bums, shit had me rollin
 
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Por la Fuerza said:
I occasionally talk to bums, because I feel bad like anyone else...but "homies"?? I wouldn't ever trust a crackfiend, alcoholic, or insane person if they had homes to begin with. So no, I don't have any bum "homies."
I DONT MEAN AS IN GOOD HOMIES BUT JUST SOMEONE U KNOW BY NAME AND SAY WAS UP AND LIKE U DO HIM A FAVOR I'LL GET EM BACK
 
Dec 9, 2005
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Haha...I WOULDN'T want to meet that one Vegas dude...who was chillin' on the corner...and then out of nowhere just starts bashing the shit outta somebodys car...on the strip in front of the world's biggest gift shop...

That shit was gangsta !

But yeah...bums come into my work all the time...and I always ask them why they don't just rob a liquor store for two reasons:

1) If you get away w/ it...you come up on some cash...

2) If you get caught, you get a free room and meals in jail

They always tell me that they'd rather sleep on the street...even if they gotta eat dirt.
 
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bums buy me beer a lot of the times. i had this one hook that would always be at the same corner so we could just show up and get beer whenever we wanted, dude was down always kicked down the change...
 

EDJ

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ONLY TIME I WAS COO' WITH BUMS IF I MET THEM IN JAIL FIRST , THEN SEE THEM WHEN I WAS OUT. OTHA THAN THAT, I ONLY HAD BASEHEAD RUNNERS WHO KNEW ME AND WOULD FIND A SPOT SO I CAN CLOK ALL NIgHT.