One time I got kicked out of the club because I had a camera and was taping, dont ask, I was fucked up. So im chilling outside of the club and some homeless dude was shining shoes. I just sat there chopping it up with the dude trying to get clients for his shoe shine booth. Then this dude comes out of a taxi with his girl, for some reason guess he thought I was a bum and slips me 20 bucks and goes, "I like the quiet ones". I was like what the fuck, cool. I split the 20 bucks with the shoeshine bum, had him polish up my shoes, and I was good to go, shit was funny.
Bum experiences???
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i know this bum that lives in the kids playground in the park you know those tubs that you crawl in and shit he sleeps in one of those and shit.
onetime he came up to me and my homeboy and that motha fucker was showing us magic tricks and shit about the future and we be like OOOOOOOOOOO shit then he was like do you kids have a dmime you can spare then we would give him like 2 quarters and hed be all mad and shit.
onetime he came up to me and my homeboy and that motha fucker was showing us magic tricks and shit about the future and we be like OOOOOOOOOOO shit then he was like do you kids have a dmime you can spare then we would give him like 2 quarters and hed be all mad and shit.
My friend was a pussy. For real. He used to try and pick fights with weak ass people. Anyways we are on the bus and he decides to pick a fight with this bum. He has seen the bum around...he used to sleep in front of his old house.
Anyways he started threatening the bum and talking about this guy owes me money im gonna whoop his ass bla bla and the bum gets up and just started sockin my boy in the face. We were dyin! LOL the bum was pullin some Mike Tyson punch out combos and shit shit and my friend hella deserved it for bein a little bitch.
So dude pulls out some mace and maces the bum, right?
The bum let out this bloodcurdling scream like "YEARGGGG AHHHH GRAAAA" like he was He man on top of the castle and shit. Oh god my stomach hurt from laughin!!! This fool was screamin like they murdered his family and destroyed his town or some shit...like some dynasty I will get revenge shit. And then the bus got stopped and the driver is like what happened and the bum goes "They threw acid in my eyes! Ohh they threw ACID IN MY EYES!!!"
Anyways he started threatening the bum and talking about this guy owes me money im gonna whoop his ass bla bla and the bum gets up and just started sockin my boy in the face. We were dyin! LOL the bum was pullin some Mike Tyson punch out combos and shit shit and my friend hella deserved it for bein a little bitch.
So dude pulls out some mace and maces the bum, right?
The bum let out this bloodcurdling scream like "YEARGGGG AHHHH GRAAAA" like he was He man on top of the castle and shit. Oh god my stomach hurt from laughin!!! This fool was screamin like they murdered his family and destroyed his town or some shit...like some dynasty I will get revenge shit. And then the bus got stopped and the driver is like what happened and the bum goes "They threw acid in my eyes! Ohh they threw ACID IN MY EYES!!!"
theres hella bums by where i live most of em are cool some of em are straight up bitches...theres this one bum we call chip i've known him since i was little but he never remembers me its pretty funny i break him off with 5 every time i see him he's a cool cat. but this one time i was walkin to my girls pad and theres a seafood company there was hella bums there chilling seems like they were having a good time i walk by and this bum asks me want some fish? but in spanish these muh fuckers were straight up eating raw whole fishes on a tostada with salsa shit was nasty but pretty funny.
When I was a lil kid, we used to go to the arcade levey in sac cus it was our backyard in the apartments we was in. anyways, one time we was up in the levey just fucking around throwing rocks and shit. This bum across the way stared us down and said , " hey kids, wanna give me a hand?" we looked at him and this foo had his pants down, hand on this shit and was jerkin it in front of us...so we just directed our rocks towards that bum and he just straight up jumped into the bush next to him. hahahaha. like some secret agent trying to hide or something.
O yeah, downtown sac has this bum that we all call "downtown james brown". this is a coo cat...we be at the bars and he would walk around and just start talkin to people and we would ask him to do a song. this guy would do all the dance moves and singing in front of everyone just earning his dollar. haha. you only see him near bars and clubs in downtown. haven't seen him for awhile, I wonder if he got signed to a record label. haha
O yeah, downtown sac has this bum that we all call "downtown james brown". this is a coo cat...we be at the bars and he would walk around and just start talkin to people and we would ask him to do a song. this guy would do all the dance moves and singing in front of everyone just earning his dollar. haha. you only see him near bars and clubs in downtown. haven't seen him for awhile, I wonder if he got signed to a record label. haha
lmao for realz... this one time i was with one of my homegirls, we went to this starbucks off el camino and wolfe in sv, anyway we are just chillin outside... shes drinking coffee and at the same time shes asking me why i dont drink coffee, and i tell her i dont really fuck with it cuz of the caffeine.. and this bum ass muthafucka comes to our table tryna preach some shit, speakin directly to me like u need to watch how u talk to people yadadada... i was like do u need something? muthafucka what?? im like wats good then fool, he starts walkin off mumbling some bullshit.. i was pissed and ready to mop this bum, that fool scurried away with the quickness tho....
I'VE LIVED DOWNTOWN BOISE AND SEEN SUM OF BUMS JUST COME OUT THE WOODWORK AT 6 & MAIN, ONE TRIPPIN ON ACID FREAKIN OUT SAYIN HE 'SEEN THE SNAKES SLITHERING THERE SLIMY' SHIT HAD ME DYIN. BUT I STAY DOWNTOWN SAN DIEGO NOW I GET BUMS TRYIN TO HIT ME UP FOR CHANGE EVERYDAY, I SEEN THIS ONE BUM ON THE BUS PUKE ON THE MIDDLE OF THE ILE, DUDE WAS HAVIN WITHDRAWS FROM HERION, THERE'S THIS ONE LADY THAT HAS TERRETS SYNDROME I ALWAYS SEE HER AROUND TALKIN TO HERSELF LIKE "BACK THE FUCK UP OFF ME" "SHUT UP DUMBASS" "DONT FUCK WITH ME" AND SHE STARTS TWICHIN & PUNCHIN THE AIR, SHITS FUNNY AS HELL. BACK IN THE DAY 8TH GRADE, THERE'S THIS BUM IN SEASIDE, OREGON "TUMBLEWEED" DUDE HAS VIETNAM FLASHBACKS, DUDE WAS TRIPPIN OUT BY A BRIDGE ONE TIME AND MY FRIEND TOLD HIM A GREEN BARET FELL IN THE RIVER, SO THIS BUM JUMPED IN THE RIVER ALL SWIMMIN AN SHIT LOOKIN FOR THE GREEN BARETS. I WAS DRUNK WITH MY HOMIE ONCE AND MY HOMIE HAD TO TAKE A PISS, WE SAW THIS BUM SLEEPIN ON THE SIDEWALK AND DUDE WHIPPED HIS SHIT OUT AND TOOK A PISS ON THE BUM. I HAVE ALLOT OF BUMS STORIES IVE SEEN ALLOT OF WACKED OUT BUMS.