Bum experiences???

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KillaKali

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So me & my folks were waitin' for the 68 bus to come thru & take us to San Jose... so we're posted at the bus stop & what not... all of a sudden, this bummy ass old dood comes thru real swaggerly & smiles at us. My dood starts talkin' to me bout how funny dude is so we start choppin' up game wit him... the only thing is, he talks hella jibberish. I guess he's kinda mental but knows what he's talkin' bout..anywho, he sits down by us & starts talkin' jibberish shit & we jus nod to what hes sayin... all of a sudden, he whips out literally a half inch joint. Takes out hella matches to light that lil shit. I'm jus watchin' dude & he doesnt notice but he drops it on his pants & that shits burning right thru his pants like nothin'. & he still havin' his fingers as if it was still in his fingertips. Shit had me rollin'. Anywho, to wrap it up, dood was fuckin' ancy as hell, hella feelin' up on himself. & he trieda chopp up game with 2 old bitches right next to him even though he knew he made no sense. Shit was fuckin' comedy. We took a pic of him too. I'll up it later.

any other experiences with bums???
 
WayCide-Ridah

WayCide-Ridah

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man, one new year's eve i was fucc'd up n' stopped at the store to get some mixers....there was this bum and for no reason i started fucc'n wit him...shit wasn't coo tho, i felt fucc'd up when i sobered up cuz i took his dollar he had
 
DubbC415

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Too many to count, but one is worth posting.


I was on the k (ingleside) going from ocean ave. to downtown, and the train was going through west portal. i hear some girls giggle/scream and some 15 year old asian "gangsta" kids go "oh shit oh shit" and start walking down to where i was, at the end of the train. I look down the aisle, toward the middle of the train, and people are moving, trying to get off the train. i look at the aisle floor, and this steaming orange liquid is running down it, in both directions. some of this shit plastered the walls. so as this orange ooze is sliding down towards my end, everyone books it. so as im getting off, through the window i see the driver yelling at the bum who puked, and the bum would not get off the bus, just kept shaking his head at the driver as if he hadnt done anything wrong. the bum was dope sick for sure, and probably had an ulcer or some shit. fucking foul.
 
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rekomstop

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yeah some bum came into my work asking for food,and said all this shit to me...it was a little freaky though, he was saying 'i gotta sing you a song,i gotta sing you a song, i'm gonna come back when you close'...n i was closing with another girl...n he did come around but when he did i already had someone over to make sure he got the fuck out of the store


i'm just glad i wasn't alone at closing time....
 
DankedOut707

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IN VALLEJO, WE GOT SOME KOO BUMS. LOL THERES THIS DUDE NAME "MAJOR". U SEE HIM WALKIN EVERYWHERE WITH A STICK AND A BUCKET AT THE END OF IT. HE BE WALKIN UP TO CARS AT THE BURGER KING PARKING LOT TRYNA GET SOME CHANGE. HE ALWAYS WANTS TO WORK FOR IT THOUGH. HE USED TO BE BIG TIME BUT FELL OFF HARD AFTER HE STARTED USIN HIS OWN SUPPLY. DUDE HELPED MY POPS OUT BACK IN THE DAY, GAVE HIM 10 BUCKS LAST TIME I SEEN HIM. THERES ALSO THIS BIG BLACK LADY THAT WAS ALWAYS SLEEPIN ON A BENCH WITH A BIG ASS BLANKET. I GUESS SHE SAVED UP THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND COPPED A LOAD. ABOUT A WEEK LATER, SOMEBODY STOLE HER SHIT. NOW THATS FUCKED UP, HAVENT SEEN HER SINCE
 
los-nssj408

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Oct 5, 2006
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i went to this concert and before me N my boys went in we were downin some drank we had in liter coke bottles. well we were already fucked up so we gave the rest to a bum that started choppin it up with us. he looked like a little kid getting a present on christmas. well after the concert we walked by were the bum was N he was out cold in the bushes. we were laughin our asses off!
 
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damn this is funny had one just yesterday. i got off work and i was pissing my pants, i decided to stop at the jack in the crack to piss, i swing the bathroom door open and there was a bum naked sitting on the toilet taking a crap, shit was all bad.....it was a small bathroom with just on toilet and no urinal so there was no getting around it.
 
The Evil Genius

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I made a thread similer to this one a few months back.

I had came out of K-Mart one afternoon & this homeless guy asked if I could give him a buck so he could get something 2 eat. I tells'em that I'm about 2 go accross the parking lot over 2 Burger King & that if he's really hungry I'd buy him a 99cent burger. This bum ass mafucka has the audacity 2 say "well only if I can beacon on it". I'm thinking 2 myself "mafucka aint u hungry". I just left that fool hanging. Sacramento got some bougy ass homeless people.
 
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Ambition209

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Feb 15, 2003
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yeah man I got hella bum experiences... at this park we used to chill at a lot there was a gang of bums and we got to know a lot of them... some are cool as fuck and some are just straight up crazy.... I know one homeless dude thats about 50 that can draw and paint so dope like for real he should be rich dude is talented..... theres this other bum named park mark he got a big ass beard and he goes nutty sometimes of that crystal... he'll be up in the bathroom for like 3 days at a time at the park havin converstations with himself wit like 10 different voices and shit.... he looks up in the sky talkin about he's makin birds appear and disappear.... there is some savage bums tho man we get drunk with... i remember one dude we had shotgun a can of 211 and then guzzle a half pint of vodka right after........ some of these bums would hit safeway up and fill a whole cart wit BBQ and alcohol and walk right out and they do it BIG... im talkin about shrimp, steak, liqour, beer everything........ thats all in Modesto....... dude was sayin vallejo has some cool bums yeah I met a few out there just at the liqour store n shit... I remember one dudes name was Wolf lol.. thats all i remember tho....... Modesto has got a gang of bums tho for real go down by the taco trucks on 8th street and get hit up for change about 20 times motherfuckas run up washin ur window witout askin damn near gotta bring a stick to beat them bastards off of me
 
antoniog831

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Feb 15, 2007
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rekomstop said:
yeah some bum came into my work asking for food,and said all this shit to me...it was a little freaky though, he was saying 'i gotta sing you a song,i gotta sing you a song, i'm gonna come back when you close'...n i was closing with another girl...n he did come around but when he did i already had someone over to make sure he got the fuck out of the store


i'm just glad i wasn't alone at closing time....
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GAY!!!! I BET THAT BITCH HAS MORE BALLS THAN YOU... SCARED OF A FUCKEN BUM...
 
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daluvlymel

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May 26, 2007
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what? whut?? Wut??? -quoted my little john..

Ok cinco de myo- am coming out a 7-11 and this bumb comes up to me and don't make any sense about wut he is saying..foo starts talking bout vietnam, the president, cia (where do they come up with this shit for realz) and just off the wall shit..So i gave him a coupl buks n was now like trying to drive out and he was still like trying to talk n so i was like fuck foo a cigerette over ther..he lookd n i peeled out..yeah funny shit..
 
FourOneFog

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Feb 23, 2006
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i use to work graveyard at a clothing store downtown....so one time during break....this bum walked up and started telling jokes...some were hilarious though....i was suprised. well, break was over, and this dumb ass vietnamese dude who i use to work wit was sittin down inside on a bench, right next to the window....so before i was gonna walk in, i put my behind on the window and pretended that i pulled my pants down to moon him, really, i juss lifted up my shirt......so, when everyone was inside....the bum copied what i had did, EXCEPT...this foo....serioulsy pulled his pants down, wit dirty ass cheeks on the window...and mooned veitnamese dude. My god, that was funny...

so i tossed some change on the ground, so bum wouldnt walk insid ethe store.
 
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Feb 27, 2006
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all i can think of is...

when me and my boy were walking in downtown sacramento, around j and 7th street, and we're walking back to the mall, when we saw this bum asking people for money. so some bitch eating fruit decides to give some watermelon and grapes...and this fool gives her some crazy look, and said..."can you feed me?" then dude opens his mouth expecting her to really feed him, but instead she throws the fruit at him, and this fool picks it up off the sidewalk and eats it...
 
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