Bull Dyke Gangstas (non Chree related)

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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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So today on my way to work I'm walking through downtown Seattle and I see a commotion going on a little ways up the block. As I get closer I see two people yelling "fuck you" back and forth and throwing up their set. As I get closer I see the two squaring up so I decide to stop and watch. One of them is tall and lanky while the other one is much shorter and stocky. Both look to be in their late teens or early twentys. Right before they start to throw blows the tall lanky one yells "South End" and they start throwing them. The tall lanky one is dropping bombs that are connecting pretty hard and even though the short one is getting most of the punishment they keep figthing back like a champion and are getting some good solid hits in too. This goes on for about a good two minutes when all of a sudden two really big dudes come flying out of the McDonalds (this is on 3rd and Pine for the Seattle folks) and one dude just socks the tall lanky dude in the side of the head. So I'm like "oh shit, they are about to jump dude." Tall lanky dude flies back and dude that just hits him goes "What the fuck you doing fighting my lil homegirl? Punk motherfucker fight me and not my homegirl if you got a problem!" I swear at that point I heard like five random people go at the exact same time "ooooohhh.. that's a chick?" and the look on the tall lanky dudes face was that of "I didn't know that was a girl." Dude just looked really baffled. There is no way in hell you could tell the short one was a girl. She looked like a stocky 18 or 19yr old in baggy clothes. So the Bull Dyke Gangsta is a little bloody and lanky dude is backing off and his homie that was with him grabs him and they start off down the street. The big guy that socked him is still yelling shit but Bull Dyke Gangsta and his other homie were holding him back. I had to get to work so I took off seeing it didn't look like anything else was going to happen. It was the weirdest thing I've seen in awhile.
 

Mike Manson

Still Livin'
Apr 16, 2005
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...the other one is much shorter and stocky. Both look to be in their late teens or early twentys.... There is no way in hell you could tell the short one was a girl. She looked like a stocky 18 or 19yr old in baggy clothes.
Why did I picture Chree in a fight the whole time...
 
Mar 18, 2003
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Nuttkase don't drink O.E.- I was up at his pad the other day and snapped a picture of his room with my cell phone while he was taking a shit.




Not one O.E. can or bottle in sight.
 
Nov 12, 2002
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I had this dude come to my spot to record some verses one time and he brought like two or three of his people with him. One of these dudes i swear i thought it was his girlfriend or sister or something, tha dude just looked like a big lesbian bitch......anyway dude introduced me to all his people and was like 'this my homeboy Lance'....and i just started laughin....shit was funny to me.....i couldnt control it.....i mean if you can't tell your sex by lookin at you, You should have to wear a shirt or something that says it so there are no misinterpretations
 
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ahahahaha!!! One of the best reads in a long time. I felt worse for the dude, motherfucker beatin some butch's ass without even knowin its a female. classic, classic, classic!!!!!!!!!
 
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seattle is random as fuck. I was in Seattle like 5 years ago on vacation and my moms fucked her back up so i was on the solo for like 3 days straight with about 500 dollars n shit. I go downtown and run into these niggas in front of the mall rappin. I was like ok so i start spittin. I start rollin with them niggas and got fucked up(i was 15 lookin 34) one of the niggas name was Asun i forgot the other shit. Seattle folks know what im talkin bout. Seattle got some cool ass folks out there. LOL hella crazy folks in Seattle too tho.