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Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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May 3, 2002
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I used two of my friends kids, and thought I got away with it. Only did it ONCE.

It was nice, until 4 years later when my boss called me into his office and showed me the Notice Of Garnishment.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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May 3, 2002
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Nope. the mom wasn't even on welfare either.

If you DOOOO decide to do it, make sure no one is getting any type of assistance whatsoever. and make sure that the income shown on your W2 is enough to substantiate supporting kids. Like, you can't show you made $15,000 and then claim 2 kids. You smell me sahob?
 
CyrusTheVirus

CyrusTheVirus

thats just my ghost
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Oct 31, 2002
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Bruh-Goon...

your best bet is to pass along the info to someone else but require a cash finders fee for yourself. Make sure your part of the transaction is strictly cash and no paper work. Then you move up in the pyramid from end user with all the risk to middle man with a small service fee.

Be sure you can prove your case that you had nothing to do with this at all whereas the people you pass the info to can't roll on you when they get popped by the IRS. That is the only way I see that you can truly win from this situation.

Remember, no email or electronic communications regarding the transaction. Also do not use the phone numbers to contact your mark directly because those can be brought back up later to prove the association and tie you into the scheme.

Handle your business in person or by disposable track phone that you pay cash for.

enjoy.

Happy scheming!

*edit*
also if you decide to do this for real, remember no electronic traces of the scheme so I would advise you pm the poster formally known as .... and offer a small fee to delete this thread ;)
 
radiostationrep

radiostationrep

Sicc OG
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Dec 2, 2006
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Dana Dane said:
I used two of my friends kids, and thought I got away with it. Only did it ONCE.

It was nice, until 4 years later when my boss called me into his office and showed me the Notice Of Garnishment.
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Dana was atleast affiliated in some way but still got caught. Using random kid's socials with random people's taxes is a disaster waiting to happen. Don't do it!

THEY WILL CATCH YOU!
 
savdout916

savdout916

Sicc OG
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Mar 23, 2004
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fresh from h&r block....


i listened to all bruh-goons & bra-goons, i filed the right way... who needs a extra 1,000 dollars anyways? good shit on the advice, even tho i came into this thread wanting to hear different. its good tho i got alot more back than i thought. i'll find a way to get them chum-goons next year.
 
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Simpaticone1

Sicc OG
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Dec 12, 2008
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4SidedDie said:
Im finally beating you
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NO CONTEST IN THE BRUH-GOON FORUM - ITS ALL GOOD ......

CHECK JAPE'S RATIO ITS OFF THE HOOK !!!!!!


NEED ADVICE THOUGH - THIS 19 YEAR OLD WANTS TO FUCK I WORK W/ HER BOYFRIEND & HAVE A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP TOO. I DON'T WANT TO FUCK UP WE BEEN TOGETHER OFF & ON FOR 13 YEARS ....

I JUST DON'T THINK AN 19 YEAR OLD CAN TAKE ( LOOK WERE FUCKING MAYBE SOME HEAD AND THATS IT ) - THEN YOU ARE LEAVING , AND ITS GONNA BE STRAIGHT TELLY YOUR NOT COMING TO MY PAD......

BRUH-GOONS HELP !!!!


SHOULD I NAIL THE BITCH & BE UNFAITHFUL OR TAKE THE HIGHER ROAD ??????
 
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