BRUH GOON ASSISTANCE!?

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Mar 23, 2004
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Alright, one of the homies got like 10 kids that aint being claimed for this years income tax. He got social's and all the information an shit, i aint never fucked around with it but this year im thinkin about snaggin 2. He explained the numbers to me and shit looks kinda nice but, im hella anti police... okay too keep it lit im kinda scary when it comes to doin some hot shit now that im older. My girls in my ear sayin "no its not worth it" blah blah, but ima ask the bruh-goons.

Any of yall fuck around with it or know people who did?

Bad/Good?
 
Mar 16, 2005
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why arent they being claimed? free money! i wouldnt do it unless you like audits, penaltie fees, late filing fees, possible jail time, etc.
 
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Damn 10 kids? :dead:
lol. there not his kids. there kids to people he knows who cant claim them due to whatever, so he basically gets cash'd out for finding people to claim them. its kinda like everybody eats at the end of the day type deal i guess. he been doin it for a minute but with my luck i'll probably be the one to fuck shit up. i dont know it is tempting. 500 a kid?
 
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i know people who have done that hustle and so far i havent heard of none of them getting caught, but im sure for the ONE person that actually does... it will be deep doodoo

its just how u feel about your risk to reward ratio, look up the worst shit that can happen if u get caught then decide if its worth it
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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The IRS is currently taking $300 a month from me, for the exact same reason. Don't fuck around dude, its way more trouble than its worth. THe fuckin penalties and interest are more than the initial refund was.

NOT WORTH IT AT ALL.

The IRS can take up to 75% of your weekly income, and the max they have to allow a single person to live on is $117 week. If would have been hella screwed if the IRS didn't allow me to make payment arrangements. and even that took 4 hours on the phone to get done.
 

Doxx

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I'm normally against pyramid schemes, but an unclaimed child pyramid scheme that simultaneously sticks it to those pencil necks at the IRS?!?!?

Chum-Goon, as your lawyer, I strongly advise you to partake in this as I see no way for it to end badly.
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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The IRS is currently taking $300 a month from me, for the exact same reason. Don't fuck around dude, its way more trouble than its worth. THe fuckin penalties and interest are more than the initial refund was.

NOT WORTH IT AT ALL.

The IRS can take up to 75% of your weekly income, and the max they have to allow a single person to live on is $117 week. If would have been hella screwed if the IRS didn't allow me to make payment arrangements. and even that took 4 hours on the phone to get done.
As the only person who is a)admitting to have done it and b) got popped for it, I would say that my post is the only valid one thus far.