BROTHA LYNCH HUNG COLOSTOMY BAG VIDEO SHOOT!
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"So my brother-in-law has a colostomy bag, which is basically your intestine sticking out from your abdomen where poop is discharged into a bag. He needs to change his bag once a week and obviously he can’t do it himself so I HELP him. It’s a bit painful, so I try to crack “shitty” jokes to keep his mind occupied as I change his bag. Well, he laughed a bit too much and poop just started to flow like a soft serve machine! Keep in mind he has no control nor can he feel it! He kept saying, “I don’t know how to make my shit stop!” This made both of us laugh EVEN MORE which created EVEN MORE poop! I had to wait until he was done before adding the new bag, so just when we thought that he was done, poop started to flow again except this time I asked him to take a picture! So attached is a picture of his open poop area in action!
In case you’re wondering why he has a colostomy bag, he was shot multiple times—nine to be exact—and one of the bullets damaged his large intestine. Although this is temporary, it’s the most uncomfortable thing to carry around. He also has to release the gas that accumulates throughout the day and when he does, WATCH OUT! STINK BOMB!"
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"So my brother-in-law has a colostomy bag, which is basically your intestine sticking out from your abdomen where poop is discharged into a bag. He needs to change his bag once a week and obviously he can’t do it himself so I HELP him. It’s a bit painful, so I try to crack “shitty” jokes to keep his mind occupied as I change his bag. Well, he laughed a bit too much and poop just started to flow like a soft serve machine! Keep in mind he has no control nor can he feel it! He kept saying, “I don’t know how to make my shit stop!” This made both of us laugh EVEN MORE which created EVEN MORE poop! I had to wait until he was done before adding the new bag, so just when we thought that he was done, poop started to flow again except this time I asked him to take a picture! So attached is a picture of his open poop area in action!
In case you’re wondering why he has a colostomy bag, he was shot multiple times—nine to be exact—and one of the bullets damaged his large intestine. Although this is temporary, it’s the most uncomfortable thing to carry around. He also has to release the gas that accumulates throughout the day and when he does, WATCH OUT! STINK BOMB!"
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this is the personal messaage I sent kavio so kav halla....for i network it
Kavio your 2 faced I cant trust u...bo couldnt trust u..... u talk shit cehind niggaz baccs..... so I aint fuccin with bosss gang cuzz aint no bosses in that gang...this is n gang
and I jus want to let u know the nigga u hooked me up with in az wasnt official dude was a weirdo... that connect was garbadge ......and it seems to me like ur a hater and u dont want to see ur causin succeed...ur jealous...u want to ce the one gettin shine so u want to try to hold bacc ur own causin...thats gay cuzz ..u never put my name on ur album cover anyways u never had my bacc ...u double cross niggaz like u did bo...so all the money in the world cant buy you good karma....remember that..and I aint ur lil bro Im c-lim....u can pimp them hos not me cuzz and thats on crip....one minute ur telling me ur causin aint real and he got checcd cuzz u pulled someones bitch in kc...next minute ur textin me how real he is..u wishy washy cuzz...u expect me to work for free and add u friends? ..nigga u got me fuccd up! this is bizzness...u soo ballin but u cant pay ur niggaz u cant pay jonathan thats not how bosses move...they feed the team...u aint no boss in my eyes......ur kavio from comptom
and you owe me for my verses on ur album nigga and for flyers...2 raccs.....dont forget who pluged u too...with passes in the magic...and who was there when u needed heat...who did ur logo for ur record company u jus with head games but I aint no bitch ..im the realest nigga around u period..and I act funny with funny people....and thats some bitch shit textin me instead of calling me like a man or tellin me when i was on the phone with u...lol...real chop...so get at me when u
got my money cuzz.....then we can ce 1 yunnet...otha wise I might have jonathan file a law suit agaisnt u and narvarre to get our bread....
and lets keep it STREET .....DONT take this wrong and want to beef.... cuzz I will destroy u on record....CUZZ!..SO KEEP IT OFF RECORD
Kavio your 2 faced I cant trust u...bo couldnt trust u..... u talk shit cehind niggaz baccs..... so I aint fuccin with bosss gang cuzz aint no bosses in that gang...this is n gang
and I jus want to let u know the nigga u hooked me up with in az wasnt official dude was a weirdo... that connect was garbadge ......and it seems to me like ur a hater and u dont want to see ur causin succeed...ur jealous...u want to ce the one gettin shine so u want to try to hold bacc ur own causin...thats gay cuzz ..u never put my name on ur album cover anyways u never had my bacc ...u double cross niggaz like u did bo...so all the money in the world cant buy you good karma....remember that..and I aint ur lil bro Im c-lim....u can pimp them hos not me cuzz and thats on crip....one minute ur telling me ur causin aint real and he got checcd cuzz u pulled someones bitch in kc...next minute ur textin me how real he is..u wishy washy cuzz...u expect me to work for free and add u friends? ..nigga u got me fuccd up! this is bizzness...u soo ballin but u cant pay ur niggaz u cant pay jonathan thats not how bosses move...they feed the team...u aint no boss in my eyes......ur kavio from comptom
and you owe me for my verses on ur album nigga and for flyers...2 raccs.....dont forget who pluged u too...with passes in the magic...and who was there when u needed heat...who did ur logo for ur record company u jus with head games but I aint no bitch ..im the realest nigga around u period..and I act funny with funny people....and thats some bitch shit textin me instead of calling me like a man or tellin me when i was on the phone with u...lol...real chop...so get at me when u
got my money cuzz.....then we can ce 1 yunnet...otha wise I might have jonathan file a law suit agaisnt u and narvarre to get our bread....
and lets keep it STREET .....DONT take this wrong and want to beef.... cuzz I will destroy u on record....CUZZ!..SO KEEP IT OFF RECORD
DAMN,BRO I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED YOUR MONEY AND WHAT NOT,BUT YOU BEING BITCHY JUST LIKE THAT MUTHA FUCCA PUTTIN YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET AS WELL,WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCCIN CALL HIM OR SUMTHIN SHIT,OVER HERE BITCHIN,THAT AIN'T ABOUT TO DO YOU ANY GOOD,FILE THAT LAWSUIT GET YOUR MONEY,AND LEAVE IT ALONE,DAMN.