One of my all time favorite time-passing things to do!
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Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the Siccness.net
To get her faggish Nofx a bone.
When she got there, the Dirty Shoes was gay
And so her goofy dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Ninja turtles
to fetch a/an used condom of water.
Jack fell down and broke his J boeg,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her Gunot Weirdo.
And when she was homoish, she was very, very lovely,
And when she was bad, she was small.
There was a big woman
who had in a shoe.
She had so many fags
She didn't know what to do.
LOL wtf???
Old Mother Hubbard went to the Siccness.net
To get her faggish Nofx a bone.
When she got there, the Dirty Shoes was gay
And so her goofy dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Ninja turtles
to fetch a/an used condom of water.
Jack fell down and broke his J boeg,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her Gunot Weirdo.
And when she was homoish, she was very, very lovely,
And when she was bad, she was small.
There was a big woman
who had in a shoe.
She had so many fags
She didn't know what to do.
LOL wtf???
Old Mother Hubbard went to the Dildo
To get her bloodyjesus crucifix a bone.
When she got there, the Herpes Simplex microbe was stank
And so her rotten dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Jesus Christ's Taint
to fetch a/an Mother Mary's Holy Box of water.
Jack fell down and broke his rectum,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her book.
And when she was filthy, she was very, very putrid,
And when she was bad, she was faulty.
There was a dick-smelling woman
who sodomized in a shoe.
She had so many christians
She didn't know what to do.
To get her bloodyjesus crucifix a bone.
When she got there, the Herpes Simplex microbe was stank
And so her rotten dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Jesus Christ's Taint
to fetch a/an Mother Mary's Holy Box of water.
Jack fell down and broke his rectum,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her book.
And when she was filthy, she was very, very putrid,
And when she was bad, she was faulty.
There was a dick-smelling woman
who sodomized in a shoe.
She had so many christians
She didn't know what to do.
Nice, nice we get down on these at my house all the time
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
shit. When you get there, you can rent a
ak-47 and go for a swim. And there are lots of
sticky-gooey things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an camel nonfilter with mustard, relish, and lemonade stands
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of battery with a
nice yellow slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold old english. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your videocamera.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
blunts, that you drive and run into other gangmembers,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big peanut butter
and try to grab the gold lighter as you ride past.
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
shit. When you get there, you can rent a
ak-47 and go for a swim. And there are lots of
sticky-gooey things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an camel nonfilter with mustard, relish, and lemonade stands
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of battery with a
nice yellow slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold old english. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your videocamera.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
blunts, that you drive and run into other gangmembers,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big peanut butter
and try to grab the gold lighter as you ride past.
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
chewy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire tv screen and that the sun and all of the
myspace geeks revolved around it. But then a/an
Croatian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the toilet
38.9 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Smetchzenheimer, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sillytelescopes, which was invented by Jack.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
carrot stuck on each end of a/an speakerbox.
In 1600 an Italian physical therapist named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's circular theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was slowly arrested. After
spitting for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to slam.
chewy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire tv screen and that the sun and all of the
myspace geeks revolved around it. But then a/an
Croatian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the toilet
38.9 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Smetchzenheimer, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sillytelescopes, which was invented by Jack.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
carrot stuck on each end of a/an speakerbox.
In 1600 an Italian physical therapist named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's circular theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was slowly arrested. After
spitting for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to slam.