i ate dinner at Cosco on saturday with all the free samples, i returned a half eaten apple because i didnt like it, haggled over the prices at the 99 cent store and then drove home on the freeway at 32 mph and crossed 4 lanes without signaling in my Geo Metro Turbo with 12 racing stickers on it and a spoiler thats 6 feet high, i parked 2 fee from the curb and at an angle, i stole your newspaper and then went home to my 2bedroom apt with 3 families living in it and ate fermented tofu and watched american idol
beat that