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Dec 4, 2006
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LOL I GOT A FUNNY ALTERED BEAST STORY, BRO

my boys and i were in vegas, and we kept on drinking and joking around saying when we start fuckin with bitches, we turn into a different person, we just start "beastin", and that eventually turned into "altered beastin", lol so we had bitches in the telly and we kept askin each other when we we're gonna turn into the altered beast lol, anyway my boy ends up fucking some chick in the bathroom and while he's in there being hella loud doing his thing, i grabbed my iphone while he was smashing and kept playing the altered beast theme song hella loud over and over again hahahaha that shit was hella funny.


cool story, bro.
chingon cuento hermano...
 

MysticOracle

si vis pacem para bellum
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how i always looked at it ^
thats all the bible is really....it tells stories on how to live right...you can choose to follow it or not....doesnt mean your going to heaven or hell


personally, i dont believe in either

i cant believe in a man that sits in the sky nor can i believe in a man that lives underground

call me crazy but they were created to put fear into people to live a certain way...you dad bad you go to hell to be punished...you do good you go to heaven to live in paradise....

i believe that people have souls...and those souls do move on once the body has died....for every death..there is a new birth...what if the soul gets transferred into a new body...but really there is no way in proving one's beliefs because once your dead...the dead dont talk


this tread may have inspired a new thread.....who wants to talk about ghosts?