Best Devin The Dude Quotes

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On stage you can boo you can hiss real loud
But I'll just pull out my dick and take a piss in the crowd
Then I'll smile take a bow put down my mic and I'll leave
Get the money from the promoter hope it's enough for some weed
Head dead to the back with the VIP status
In a room full of Pimps tryin' to find 'em a Gladis
Gotta pick one of 'em get one of 'em stick one of 'em quick
Cause they niggas might be here they niggas might be talkin' shit
They niggas always somewhere they ain't supposed to be
Niggas can't keep up with they pussy then it's mo fa me

from mo fa me
 
Feb 5, 2006
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#5
Smokin that weed feelin fine got me a 40 and a fat ass dime...

I'm just mindin my buisiness officer what is this? dont shoot me in my kidneys I just came from my gals crib and she's talkin shit she said somebody's been callin her some ol' stalkin bitch who said I fucked her and left her she reminds me of you who always run behind me whinin feelin blue so why you fuckin wit me when I'm just tryin to chill you think i'm sellin crack from a 79' Seville? Just got a open can of beer it aint even kicked in you been followin fuckin wit me evry since 610....

Man, as I think about it I would love 2 hear Devin and Too $hort do a whole album 2getha. Yeah, they could do it like the movie The Wood and make a whole album about weed and chicks call that shit Tha Weed Album lol
 
Nov 4, 2005
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#6
who can get their thang sucked while they boo boo, i can/
by a chinese bitch who just fixed me moo goo gai pan/

I'm known to be kind of horny, fuck you in the mornin/
while you yawnin, u feel my thang goin in/
 

.45

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#7
Son said "Daddy I don't wanna go to school
Cause the teachers a freak she tittie dance on the coo
And all my friends smoke reefer
I think it might be cheaper
If I buy a couple of pounds and sell 'em ounces and threefers"
Cause any way to come up I got to do it ch'all
I'm havin' flashbacks I'm about to stash crack in my drawers
But fuck the laws
They got my brother already they can suck my balls
Average nigga have no luck at all
 

.45

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#9
broccoli and cheese

I gave you roses
Even chocolate candy
Tell me what else should I do to get you out of them panties
Spend time, I tried to
Just count the things that I do
A couple of dollars for your ass
Hold that girl, I got you
And I'm even willing to pump it
You need a boost I'll jump it
I'll use my hand to unscrew your off-hand(?) and jump it myself
I'd like to help you with your sexual needs
 
May 16, 2002
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#10
"My senorita, she calls me negrito, I call her jota / el grandre panocha / we both smoke mota." - Devin the Dude

Album: The Dude

Song: Ligole Bips (Southern Girls) feat: Odd & K.B.

Track #14.
 

dali

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Feb 28, 2006
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#11
Treat a women with love and respect
All a bitch gets is a dick shoved in her neck

-from Tough love
 

cali1

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#13
U must be used to all the finer thangs infatuated by what money brangs....It seems to me you hoes will neva change....so all that's left is for us to exchange....